Feminist: "GUYS SUCK BIG BAD BOOTYHOLE!!!"
Reasonable Guy: "Well feminism is cancer so...."
The ideology that women are above men, and are superior to them. In a shorter definition, Feminism is Cancer.
Feminism is a totally useless group of idiots that believe they are "oppressed" by men
A movement aiming to improve life for women, give them more rights and privileges. Back when women were treated unequally, this seemed like a strive for equality. Nowadays, the goal is unchanged. However, modern western society already has gender equality under the law in all aspects, so feminism strives for higher, not equal, rights.
A common misconception is that its goal is equality. That is the goal of egalitarianism.
Feminism has often attempted to bite more than it can swallow: trying to assimilate the atheist, homosexual, trans communities and other minorities that never asked for their 'help'.
Synonyms:
- ass cancer
Feminist: Yay, gay marriage is legal now! Score for feminism!
Homosexual: STFU, Feminism didn't do shit to help.
Feminism is the movement for equal rights for all genders. Equal, as in actually equal. Not "equal", well except that you can only make 79 cents to the dollar for the EXACT SAME WORK as a male counterpart. Or "Yah, sure, I believe in women's rights. Just make sure the bathroom is clean when I get home. And make sure you wash the whites separate so they are nice and bright."
Feminism acknowledges the reality that one of every three women is sexually assaulted in her life. Have a mom, a sister, and a wife? Which one has been the object of locker room talk, endured unwanted catcalls, missed a promotion because she was "too emotional", groped, harassed, or raped?
Our CURRENT reality of sexual assault, economic disparities, and restraining gender norms are all based on HISTORY of inequality and oppression. This isn't rocket science, it is simple observation skills.
Feminism is not a joke.
Feminism is not wanting my daughter's pussy to be grabbed without consent. Ever.
The belief that women, who are already treated almost exactly equally in society as men, should have more power, privilege, money, etc than men because fuck guys. Despite the fact that men have done almost everything in history, including protect and do almost everything for women, they are all racist bigoted oppressors.
Guy 1: This girl I went out with got angry when I paid the check without asking, but got even angrier when I asked to split it!
Guy 2: fucking feminism
1. The act of equal rights between men and women.
2. The act of saying we need equal rights, yet some people who say this believe women should have more rights.
girl: *hits man* Be equal to us!
man: Fucking disrespectful. *slaps back*
girl: YOU'RE RUDE! YOU HIT A GIRL!
man: Please, if you're doing feminism, at least do it right.
*this isnt my idea*