Fig plucker

One who plucks figs

I'm no fig plucker, I'm a fig plucker's son, but I'll pluck figs till the fig pluckings done.

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Fig jam

I term for someone who thinks highly of themselves.

When interpreted, the letters stand for : Fuck I'm good, just ask me

Eg 1- Mike: " I got an A in my test. Fig jam baby!"

Eg 2- Steve: " I can get any girl I want, I just show them my abs and have them crooning"
Jenny: ( rolls her eyes) " Ugh....fig jam much Steve?... Get over yourself.."

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Sig Fig

A name for someone that you’re in along term relationship with

“Are they dating??”
“Yeah she’s her sig fig”

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fig newtons

The greatest cookies on the face of the earth, since cookies were put on the face of the earth! It's a good way of getting your little one's into eating fruit too!

Hey Andi, I'm going to Albee Motors to get a new truck. Wanna come? You can bring Ivy Rose I hear she's a good little Peekie}.
Okay Dave, I'll come. I can eat some Fig Newtons in the waiting room and maybe some Twizzlers if some are available.

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fig newton

A man that is considered soft or a sissy. "Fruit and Cake"

Look at that bitch made fig newton.

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Dirty Fig

General term for a venereal disease

I think that lot lizard gave me the dirty fig.

Fig Wasp

A man with a ludicrously large, and ridiculously oversized penis.

Man o man!! Have you ever made love to Jimmy! I had no idea he was such a Fig Wasp!