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when you flash someone then proceed to roughly have sexual intercourse with someone
woah man i flashbanged a four year old girl now im going to prison
Noun.
The act in which a female gets a light bulb shoved into her baby maker by someone else (glass end first), and then that person proceeds to give the daring, brave and very stupid female partner a swift punch to the lower gut, thus popping the light bulb. Named crudely after the flashbangs used by law authority that pop and disoriented with a bright flash of light.
She said she wanted to try something new in bed, so I gave her a flashbang.
When you masturbate and hit yourself in the eye during the cumshot
I was just jerking off and fucking flashbanged myself
Flashbang Effect: When you walk outside from being into a dark room and the light blinds you.
Dude I call that the flashbang effect, its fitting isn't it.
When entering a building Fallujah, Iraq, you would throw Grenades instead of Flashbangs.
Lcpl Wagner toss a fallujah flashbangs in that room to clear it.
A flashbang wank is when an individual decides to masturbate or engage in sexual intercourse whilst tackling a throbbing headache before the event. The word ‘flashbang’ comes from the sheer brain fuckery that is experienced after ejaculation. The pain is so awful that you don’t even have time to clean up the bodily fluids due to having a strong urge to hold your head against a pillow to calm the pain.
I had a flashbang wank earlier babe, and it was the most unsatisfactory wank i have ever fucking had. However, it wont stop me from flashbang fucking the shit out of you later.
When you ejaculate on a picture of the sun and yell "baseball is the only way ese"
Carlos: Hey cabrone i heard you were doing some Dominican Republic Flashbangs the other night
Pablo: Yeah man you should have joined