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the crunkest,realest,hardest,ghettoest state. tampa is the capital 813 run thangs down hur. tru floridians are da shit yall anint got nothin on us. it may be some old peple down here but the rest of us are 13-23 you neva been to da tru south till you get to tampa you can tell but da way we talk we from florida. there is some fine ass gurls down here and i love florida off da real
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A state in the Southeastern United States.
Some prime facts:
1. Residents of the state think they own the rest of the nation.
2. Residents of the state who drive think they own all the roadways and do whatever on it as they wish.
3. This state is the port state of illegal immigrants, as like Texas and California. Only, this one is by marine transport.
4. It is America's Wang.
New Yorker: Hey I'm trying to get to work here.
Floridian: Fuck you I'm gonna keep switching lanes until you get offa my highway bitch.
New Yorker: Go back to fucking Florida and keep your immigrants there too.
** Floridian pulls out a gun and yells a random threat phrase in Spanish or something and shoots the tires. **
Storyteller: And folks, these things fucking happen anywhere.
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The land of electile dysfunction, where the people are so stupid they dont even know how to vote, let alone punch a small hole through a ballot card.
The people of florida prove their stupidity every four years.
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The Sunshine State, known for its boobs, bods and beaches. Panama City, south Beach in Miami, Daytona Beach and Cocoa Beach are its best known beaches. The most populated state in the southeast and 4th overall in the U.S. with about 17 million residents and growing exponentially. Tallahassee is the capital, while Jacksonville is the largest city, Tampa is the largest single metro area but Miami-Dade is the largest urban agglomeration. It's very diverse: Cubans are the largest minority and found in far southern Florida. You can see a bunch of them migrating to its shores in inner tubes. Also penty of homos, freeks, sluts, rich old farts, poor old farts, pedophiles, druggies and panhandlers. The grumpy old people from the Northern states, called snowbirds do nothing but play golf and drive recklessly. Florida is a haven for drugs, crime and violence, due to its rapid population growth. Miami is probably the drug capital of America. What a place. FL is a political swing state. It has been a laughingstock since the 2000 Presidential election when it underwent 3 recounts in a few select counties, giving the election to W. The people are so stupid they canโt even punch a tiny hole in a voting card. Floridaโs housing boom has become a bust. Investors recently built numerous highrise condos in Miami that have yet to be sold as the market continues to fall. The irony is that Floridaโs 17 million morons rebuild their homes year after year each time a hurricane hits. Talk about stupidity. They can't vote, cant drive and have to always rebuild their homes after a hurricane. Get a clue, people! Itโs a nice place to visit but dam if you want to live there. Its largest tourists attractions are Walt Disney Word-Magic Kingdom, Bush Gardens and Gator World.
Florida is overcrowded and sucks. You 17 million morons can have it. Learn how vote and drive, people!
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the fucking worst most retarted state in the whole usa. Full of shit cities like Orlando and Miami and dumbass theme parks like Disney world and the other fucking one i dont give a shit about, and dumbass motherfuckers like Marco rubio and that dumbass trumptard ron desantis. Fuck this dumass state the the idiot people that live there.
I lived in florida for 8 years of my life and it was the worst fucking thing imaginable. Go to Georgia instead, at least they just have trumptards like Brian kemp
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Home of oranges, beaches, Disney World, nice places to live, summer everyday, and hurricanes.
Florida's a nice place, from a North Carolinian's POV
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In Florida, being gay is not allowed to be talked about
CRT (A.K.A telling kids to respect black people) is also banned
But guns are not, because apparently, it's safer for people to have guns than it is for a kid to talk about his 2 dads/moms.
Florida sucks.
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