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Small, round breasts of an elderly female. Like overly ripe peaches, they are soft and the skin is shriveled and wrinkled.
Roger always enjoyed granny porn. He couldn't get enough of Grandma's Peaches.
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A pseudo-sexual act in which the male (ideally one that is vertically endowed, with large hands) straddles the female whilst stretching the scrotal epidermis over his clog wearing partner's forehead. The ideal effect is such that the female appears grandmother like, due to her new wrinkly, veiny forehead.
"My girlfriend just came home with a pair of clogs, I fear she may want to perform the Danish grandma."
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When you run out of things or people to swear upon. In other words, When you know you're lying but you already put it on God, Your Momma, Yourself, Your Soul, Your Dad, Your Gang and all you have left is your grandma. Poor Grandma, I bet you are scared of putting it on her, because you still live with her.
Bruh! Hey Bruh! I have 20 Flat Screen TV's and 3 Lamborghinis, we is Lottery world champions, on my Grandma!!
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When you are taking a grandma to pound town and finish inside her wrinkly roast beef sandwhich puss and she's mad about it
Danny grandson you came in my vagina now I'm an angry grandma
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Due to your grandmas age when she tries to get it on, the resulting ejaculate is congealed and lumpy liked canned tuna.
jizz ejaculate cum
My grandpa came downstairs and had grandma tuna on his face and said “she’s still got it just a little lumpy”
A Grandma with Scottie describes clumsy but awesome people.
Stranger: What's your name?
You: Grandma Scottie
Stranger: Oh you must be a Potato
King is the MIGHTIEST
An attempt to have sexual intercourse via the anus with an older woman however, she's way too dry which then creates flakes covering the penis which is known as "sand".
"Man, I just had sex with a GILF too bad she was a Sandy Grandma though..."