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freedom fries

Idiots call FRENCH fries this. Although replacing the French part with freedom makes absolutely no sense and makes us all look like a bunch of moron second-graders. Thanks Dubya!

We call them freedom fries now because the French refuse to participate in our unjust war. Well, guess what? I WANT MY FRENCH FRIES! Screw America, France rocks.

by Mmm, FRENCH Fries July 10, 2003

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freedom run

A quick usually one day trip where you aren't bound to hotels or solid plans.

I'm gonna make a freedom run to the beach tomorrow.

by urbandefs March 30, 2015


freedom pat

the TSA's new pat down procedure put in effect in the holiday season, 2010 that is far more in depth to prior security pat downs

I went through airport security to get on my flight to the middle of no where USA, and they did a FREEDOM PAT on me, WTF, that was uncomfortable.

by juggalo94 November 26, 2010


freedom gurgle

Blowjob; used when coercing patriotic women into sexual acts.

"I need a freedom gurgle...for AMERICA!"
"I hear the terrorists banned freedom gurgles. We'd be doing our country a disservice by NOT exercising our rights!"

by yohici May 7, 2013


Freedom Rockets

Extending the middle finger of both hands simultaneously to express one's freedom politically, spiritually, and sexually.
Not affiliated with the term YOLO.

"Those GDI's down the street were having a block party, so I gave them my drive-by freedom rockets"
"Right on, Janet."

by Mwhiteout February 17, 2014


Freedom Tear

When something is so patriotic it makes you shed a single tear.

"When that foreign exchange student talked about how much she loved America, it made me shed a freedom tear."

"When i saw the soldiers march in the parade i almost shed a freedom tear."

by Tabeltop May 15, 2013


freedom fries

'Patriotic' Americans showing just how stupid they are, since french fries are not named after the French but refer to how the potatoes are cut up (frenched) and are actually thought to have originated in Belgium.

Franch sucks! Let's rename french fries FREEDOM FRIES! That'll show them dumb Frenchies how superior the USA is to them, even though by doing this we are showing how bad our education system is! Yah!

by Tard July 30, 2003

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