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He's someone who cares. Someone who talks to you, and will skip a class just so you don't cry alone. He's a guy who won't leave you (if he does he comes back). He's the guy that in the first months buy you tour favorite color flowers without even knowing. He's the guy who spoils you, and makes you feel loved. He's the guy that pushes things aside and waits up to make sure your okay. He's the guy that makes things okau. But ... He's also that guy who makes you cry, or lunch a wall. But he's all together a nice guy. Who weight and height don't matter. His artistic expression don't either. He's sort of a perfect guy for the right who. Who he deserves.
Look there's George! He so nice.... let's go talk to him.
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A male who has a huge cock in his pants that is used during sexual activity enough to please a girl for a lifetime
Riley: Hey Jessica I was having a blast last night with a George! Jessica: me too I mean that George really hit all the spots
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he's so fat that he sweats going to the toilet (the toilet is on the same floor)
mom i'm a 1000 pounds already! (George said).
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A very rare predator
Instructions for Your George:
1) Love your George, they are very loyal and affectionate creatures...except when given sugar, then they can become slightly agressive. Be wary of this. And its probably best to buy a large cage just in case.
2) Give them a lot of care and attention, otherwise they could turn against you, and possibly eat you.
3) Ensure to let them out at least 5 times a day...they tend to urinate frequently.
Available at Argos, ASDA, Debenhams and other selected stores today!
Greg: Hey man, I bought an George yesterday! How's yours?
Craig: Dead. I forgot to water it.
Greg: Dead?
Craig: Dead.
...*casually walk away
Wow what a nice looking George. Is it a rare breed.
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Georges - another word for period..
chick "cant do the deed tonight, i have my georges"
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I was about to fall for him, but then he told me his name was George
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That one weird antisocial pale kid that everyone made fun of for eating glue back in high school who is also destined to be arrested for public masturbation at some point in his life.
Rob: Hey, did you see George back there?
Josh: No. Why? What about him?
Rob: His retarded paper ass was eating glue in the back of the class for the fifth actual fucking time.
Josh: Really?
Rob: Yep...
Josh: Wow. What a fucking autist.
Rob: Ikr.
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