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The act of having sexual relations with a woman on her period such that the next morning your sheets look like you were killing a hamster
Nick awoke the next morning, and upon seeing his bedsheets, realized he had been killing hamsters
when a person shares physical characteristics with a newborn hamster due to being in an extreme state of drunkenness or tiredness. these characteristics include squinted, baggy, puffy or darkened eyes and pinkened skin.
"holy shit man, you look like a newborn hamster!"
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An odd but strangely compelling song sung by the "Hamsters". They even have an album, how freaky is that? It gets stuck in your head, oh yes it does...dee ba dee ba...
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One with way too much time on their hands; see too much free time
That Satanic Hamster, is there a thread he isn't in?
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What presidential-elect Donald Trump had when he was campaigning.
If you looked at his cocksucker when he was talking, his lips would very frequently become pursed and it looked as though he were a hamster -- or even a fish at times.
Hey Carolyn!ain,trail
Trump is having this TV debate with Hillary -- you've just got to see his hamster mouth, hahaha!!!
Constantly working hard at something but never getting anything accomplished.
I worked until 9PM last night but it seems like I'm never going to finish it. I feel like a hamster on a wheel.
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Any of a subfamily (Cricetinae) of small Old World rodents trained in ancient Japanese martial arts and employed especially for espionage and assassinations while having very large cheek pouches.
Holy crap! My cat just got jumped by a ninja hamster!
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