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purple herman

1) The act of grabbing and twisting a nipple of another person, one's self, and even occasionaly other mammals

2)a nurple that is purple

I gave Johnny a purple herman yesterday.

by James Garcia July 11, 2006

18๐Ÿ‘ 91๐Ÿ‘Ž


Herman Cain

To push your girlfriends head towards your crotch in hopes of oral satisfaction.

Bill: "Dude, the movie we rented last night was so boring, I decided to Herman Cain my girl in hopes of passing the time more quickly."
Wayne: "That's awesome man, did she oblige?"
Bill: "Hell no! She said she was going to hold a news conference tomorrow with Gloria Allred and tell the world."
Wayne: "Dauumn!"

by battenrw November 9, 2011

70๐Ÿ‘ 531๐Ÿ‘Ž


Herman Puller

A person who is making something up. Similar to "pulling one's leg" phrase but having a more shocking impact.

Also hassexual meaning pulling one's herman "penis" Ie. Masturbation

When JK writes a e-mail he is typically a Herman Puller when it comes to the facts.

by John Murf November 6, 2005

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Herman Cain Award

An award for individuals who vocally opposed masks and vaccinations in response to COVID-19, and then either ended up in the hospital or died.

Person A: "Did you hear about Doug? He died of COVID last week. His family watched it happen on an iPad. So sad."
Person B: "Wasn't he bragging two weeks ago about injecting horse de-wormer up his asshole when he got diagnosed? That guy was a real Herman Cain Award winner right there."

by Y2k September 2, 2021

239๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


Herman Cain

a sex move wherein you slide your hand up the girl's skirt to the crotch while simultaneously pushing her head down to your crotch while asking "you want a job, dontcha?"

"I pulled a Herman Cain on my date last night. She scratched me and said she never wants to see me again."

"That sure is a pimp move, dawg!"

by Lamont Sanford 5 November 16, 2011

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Taking Herman to the Circus

Masturbation

My mother caught me taking Herman to the Circus!

by Polio October 19, 2003

76๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Pee Wee Herman

A funny, weird, and wacky character created by himself aka Paul Reubens. Pee Wee Herman's character origniated with "The Groundlings", which them catapulted him to create "The Pee Wee Herman Show". As time passed, Pee Wee Herman successfully created a tv show named "Pee Wee's Playhouse", and not to mention a successful movie directed by Tim Burton called "Pee Wee's Big Adventure".

"I know you are but what am I?"
"NAKED GUMBY AHHH"
"Kids hurry up and finish your breakfast so you can watch Pee Wee's Playhouse."
"Pee Wee Herman is my hero"

by Jeremypr March 10, 2006

215๐Ÿ‘ 31๐Ÿ‘Ž