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An experience described as 4th dimensional
Stella! Crawl out that homer coma !
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A law that outlaws the strangling of children by their irritated parents. The law was named after Springfield resident Homer J. Simpson who is notoriously known for strangling his son, Bart. The law was passed sometime between 2012 and 2040, parents of this era sometimes wish that this law was not passed when they are upset at their children.
I would show that boy a lesson if it wasn't for Homer's Law!
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The smallest town ever, where the cops dont give a shit what the youth do, because they themselfs are baked like a cake. The options for things to do is town laps, go to the beach, or sit at the most ghetto McDonalds ever. Most of the time high. There are pretty much 5 groups you fall into in this town, Stoners, Rednecks, Hippies, Church Freaks, or fucking tweekers. Everyone fishes, EVERYONE. Its pretty much the most alcohol-pot based comunity you will ever see. The girls here are just one giant comunity cup, everyone sleeps with everyone. The guys are total dicks and have no respect for anything. If you are lucky enough to gradute High School, I guess Flex counts too, your on the first flight out of here. For some reason, we love this town, within the next 5 years most of them come back and have families. Hits, the next generation is born and the cycle starts over again. Welcome to our little town of Homer, Alaska.
What are we going to do today?
Hotbox the car at the beach?
Sure, theres nothing else to do, we live in Homer Alaska
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a cartoon version of Grant Mayes
"When did Grant get his own TV show"
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after having anal sex, the man pulls out his penis and wipes it all around his partner's upper lips, chin, and neck, forming an authentic five o'clock shadow, ala Homer Simpson
When my girlfriend realized that I was giving her a dirty homer, she exclaimed, "d'oh"!
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This is where a man is engaging in intercourse with a female and accidentally, or on purpose, pisses inside the bitch and afterwards saying "DOH"
Johnny and Suzie were bumping uglies when all of sudden Johnny gave Suzie a Golden Homer and Johnny exclaimed "DOH"
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When you are listening to the commentary of a game, homer commentary is demonstrated when the game's commentary is cheering for the home team. Yelling for fouls, at miss shots, at the refs, maybe even for a shot to be missed by the opposing player. Mostly used by the Milwaukee Bucks and sometimes the Boston Celtics.
(5.2 seconds left)
Commentary: Bryant has the ball, turns arounds at the elbow. Jumps, shoots...
Homer Commentary: MISS IT!
Commentary: And he banks it in at the buzzer! Lakers win! 98-96!
Homer Commentary: Bucks lost the game because of the bad calls, nothing you can do about it.
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