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Honda Civic

A downmarket alternative to a lawn mower, with less power and style.

After investing some $20000 in modifications, I shaved two seconds off my Civic's 30 second 0-60 time!

by superiormind June 23, 2005

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Honda Civic

a car that seems to be popular nowadays among 17-20 year olds who think that the car is actually fast due to playing too much Need for Speed underground.

its a reliable car, but when you leave anything switched on when the car is turned off, the battery will die.

no joke. it's happened to me twice. because that damn roof light switch screwed itself and switched on.

friend: hey, why'd you take the bus?

you: ehm. it didn't wanna turn on. i think the roof light switched on again at night.

friend: what didnt turn on?

you: ehm. my Honda Civic?

friend: you should get another car, i think it will only become a bigger problem as time passes.

by bob failson October 15, 2009

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Honda Gang

Bunch of kids that think that the trash can exhaust they got at Auto Zone and the LED tail lights from NAPA make their cars faster than yours. Usual reason for joining a Honda Gang is a small penis or the need for homosexual accompanyment

That Import Affair is such a Honda Gang

by Creamy Cracker April 15, 2004

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Honda Gang

Group of losers that buy honda civics and get matching stickers and drive around thinking they are badasses.

Victor just joined the Honda gang

by Anonymous March 10, 2003

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Honda S2000

a zippy naturally aspirated rwd jap car, it is quick and reliable unlike most domestic v8s. all the talk here is torque, the car is so well balanced that is doesnt need that much torque, it is still torquey after 6500rpm unlike most v8s.

my s2000 chopped up that stang

by cherry 2000 December 3, 2003

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Honda Spivic

An automatic Honda Civic that is owned by a Spanish guy that has wheels worth more than the car. 200k miles and is Slammed to the ground with a dangling muffler. They usually have terrible paint jobs and huge spoilers

Bro did you see that guy in the Honda spivic, what a piece of shit.

by Mushroom chode January 25, 2019


Honda Bounce

When a crappy old honda is so low that the suspension can't even compress when it hits a bump so the whole car along with the people inside do a little "bounce" on every bump

"Hey look at that lowered civic behind us! He's got the Honda bounce!"

by thechatroulletteguy December 2, 2012