gooch hoof

The worst form of physical punishment known to humankind. When the toes of the foot (preferably with shoes) are thrust into the gooch with maximum force, so hard that the victim gains airtime.

Andrew: hey antony should we gooch hoof ryan?
Antony: you know it.
Ryan: *fucking dies*
Andrew: good ol' gooch hoofing.

llama hoof

If a female were to have a front wedgie, the female version of a mooseknuckle.

I let my yoga-pants wearing girlfriend ride my horse, and when she got off she had the biggest llama hoof I ever saw. It put every cameltoe I ever saw to shame!

devil's hoof

to masterbate with four cupped fingers

I gave Julie the devil's hoof and she liked it ;)

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Cocking The Hoof

To engage in an illegal sexual action with a farmer's horse, whether it be the farmer or a blackman engaging in the inapporpriate action, although Horse's need pleasuring too!

Horse: "NAYYY NAYYER NAY", Translation: "what you doin' nigger"

Farmer: "shut up bitch, i'm cocking the hoof"

Horse: "NAYYYYYYY NAY", Translation "wooh there nigger, that ain't right"

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hoof hand

A hand with no fingers just little stumps.. looks rather like a cornish pastey!

"haha look at that girls hoof hand"

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hoof rot

Used in Parts of Scotland to describe venereal infection or disease, usually amongst fat women, hoof, like camel toe

She's got a dose o the hoof rot. That fat burds got Hoof rot, pure stinkin.

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moose hoof

same as camel toe but for a man that wears way too tight of pants.
(I would say worse than a camel toe dude)

HOLY SHIT, Did you see that fag in the spandex shorts? His moose hoof was hanging out the bottom!!

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