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While performing oral on a woman, of atleast 60 years or older, you blow into her vagina as if you're trying to inflate her like a balloon
Johnny: Hey David what were you doing at my Grandma's place?
David: I was giving her a horizontal dustbuster and now you're wrote out of the will
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Missionary but with the legs moving in a running motion by who ever is on top
How's about a bit of horizontal runner tonight my darlin
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The horizontal Sweep is when you have a hand gun hold it dow so it is turned and use the recoil of each shot to move the gun to the target and keep firing.
The Russian mafia hitman killed 10 crips using a 9mm and the horitzontal sweep.
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Sexual intercourse, usually violence is implied.
How about after this kickboxing competitition, how about we get down to some horizontal kickboxing, eh?
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A Los Angeles based Electro/Ghetto Tech Duo whose first single "Honkahonk for Budonkadonk" was released this year.
I was at that Double Horizontal show when someone blew off that stink bomb and let that dirty basset hound run through the club and shake mud off on the throbbing dance floor full of people!
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The order of digits in a number or the order of letters in a word or the order of characteristics in a classification table.
The horizontal hierarchy of our number system places the ten's column to the left and adjacent to the one's column.
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The appearance of a horizontal set of hooters when a girl who doesn't realize she's getting fat wears a shirt and pants that are too tight, whereby the waist line of the pants creates the second set of horizontal hooters (upper stomach & lower stomach/gunt).
Holy shit, look at the horizontal hooters on that girl! She needs to lose some weight.
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