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JonTron Hootenannie

The act of a white man having sex with someone who isn't Caucasian, purely to risk the woman becoming pregnant to "taint" the white Gene Pool with african american DNA.

If JonTron wants me to keep the gene pool clean, then I'll start doing the JonTron Hootenannie just to piss him off!

by FartFucker69 April 12, 2017

16πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


alaskan pummelknuckle

A difficult and hard to maneuver sex move a man performs during doggystyle sex by thrusting balls-deep into the female and then punching her asscheeks until they're either red or she falls to the floor in pain, which is followed by the man cupping her breasts in both his hands and punching upwards towards her chin at the same time. The result is a woman who no longer wants to have sex and might be unconscious.

Dirty Dick: Yo my man! I gave the girlfriend the ALASKAN PUMMELKNUCKLE last night!

Agreeable Andy: Niiiiice duuude! What'd she do?
Dirty Dick: She fuckin' DIED bro!!!
Agreeable Andy: YEAAH!
Dirty Dick: I ain't jokin! Haha!

by FartFucker69 June 22, 2017

3πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


WIDECOCK

A male reproductive organ that is large in width, but not necessarily in length or height.

His WIDECOCK flew across the x-axis.

by FartFucker69 January 28, 2017


Horizontal Mumbo

Sex engaged on a counter top or similar structure.

I bet you would take an Alabama blacksnake in an alleyway while doing the horizontal mumbo!

by FartFucker69 March 25, 2015

2πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Urbandictionary Cancer

When someone uses urbandictionary.com in an attempt to get their name (or friends name) added without knowing this is against the rules.

I tried to add "Drew Fakename" to urban dictionary! I am urbandictionary cancer.

by FartFucker69 January 28, 2017

2πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


clownititis

When someone's skin tone appears as pale skin with red splotches, or when certain features of one face turn red while the rest of the face stays pale.

Bullying Bill: Did you see that cockmongler with autism? He looks like hes got Clownititis!

Laughing Larry: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahaha! Faggot.

by FartFucker69 August 15, 2014

2πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Minotaur Mingle

A sex act where a male human puts his throbbing erectile unit into a cow and then produces an orgasm. The cow then loses control of it's bowels, pooping on the man and giving him the appearance of a hairy Minotaur.

Bestiality Bob: Hey dude, want to go to Old Man Smith's farm and do a double Minotaur Mingle?

Unwilling Friend: no

by FartFucker69 August 12, 2014

2πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž