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When someone uses urbandictionary.com in an attempt to get their name (or friends name) added without knowing this is against the rules.
I tried to add "Drew Fakename" to urban dictionary! I am urbandictionary cancer.
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A male reproductive organ that is large in width, but not necessarily in length or height.
His WIDECOCK flew across the x-axis.
Sex engaged on a counter top or similar structure.
I bet you would take an Alabama blacksnake in an alleyway while doing the horizontal mumbo!
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When someone's skin tone appears as pale skin with red splotches, or when certain features of one face turn red while the rest of the face stays pale.
Bullying Bill: Did you see that cockmongler with autism? He looks like hes got Clownititis!
Laughing Larry: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahaha! Faggot.
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A sex act where a male human puts his throbbing erectile unit into a cow and then produces an orgasm. The cow then loses control of it's bowels, pooping on the man and giving him the appearance of a hairy Minotaur.
Bestiality Bob: Hey dude, want to go to Old Man Smith's farm and do a double Minotaur Mingle?
Unwilling Friend: no
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An activity performed during sex, where either partner immediately mimics the otherรขยยs sounds of pleasure, be moaning, groaning, or any other sound produced by the Human vocal range.
Subjects are often prone to annoyance immediately or shortly following the act of a Mississippi Mockingbird, which then leads to their annoyed outcries being repeated as well.
Collected Collin: Ughhh!
Mischief Mary: Ughhh!
Collected Collin: Youรขยยre so tight!
Mischief Mary: Youรขยยre so tight!
Collected Collin was the victim of a Mississippi Mockingbird, where every sound he made during sex was mimicked by his partner.
A difficult and hard to maneuver sex move a man performs during doggystyle sex by thrusting balls-deep into the female and then punching her asscheeks until they're either red or she falls to the floor in pain, which is followed by the man cupping her breasts in both his hands and punching upwards towards her chin at the same time. The result is a woman who no longer wants to have sex and might be unconscious.
Dirty Dick: Yo my man! I gave the girlfriend the ALASKAN PUMMELKNUCKLE last night!
Agreeable Andy: Niiiiice duuude! What'd she do?
Dirty Dick: She fuckin' DIED bro!!!
Agreeable Andy: YEAAH!
Dirty Dick: I ain't jokin! Haha!
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