hotdog equilibrium

n. The point at which the number of hotdogs you have is equal to the number of hotdog buns that you have.

There are ten hotdogs in a package, but only eight hotdog buns in a package. As a result, 32 hotdogs must be consumed before hotdog equilibrium is reached.

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sonoran hotdog

Touching the male genitalia after chopping or handing spicy hot items such as chili powder, or red peppers. The heat transfers from the hands to the male's member and causes an uncomfortable burning sensation.

I went to take a leak after eating a dozen hot wings, apparently I didn't get all the sauce off my hands because I ended up running out of the bathroom with a terrible Sonoran Hotdog.

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hotdog holidays

Any holiday when you go to someones house you will be offered a hotdog
ie memorial day , 4 of july, labor day

Im going to miss the barbeques now that the hotdog holidays are over

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labia hotdog

to have sexual intercourse without actual penetration. the labia are stretched around the penis and held in place whilst the thrusting brings ejaculation OUTSIDE the vagina. this is a common form of birth control in Korea

steven was really looking forward to a good bunk up with colin's wife but she would only give him a labia hotdog

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penis hotdog

when you stick your dick inside hot dog buns and you season it with mayo

Person 1:"you ever tried a penis hotdog?"
Person 2:"NO WHAT THE FUCK"

hotdog mama

A skinny guy who enjoys sleeping in the flaps or folds of a very fat woman.

Dave loves sleeping with the mother in law, he loves the hotdog mama

Hotdog Party

noun.
1.) A party that is mainly comprised of dudes.
2.) Any gay party.
3.) Used to describe any group of men which is lacking woman.
4.) Whenever there are too many dicks on the dancefloor.

1.) "Your wife is out of town this weekend? We should have a Hotdog Party!"