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The team that suffered the most from the dreadful year of despair; 2020, and has now become the Main Laughing stock of the NFL.
WHY WOULD THE HOUSTON TEXANS RUN THE BALL AND GET KNOCKED FOR A SAFETY!?
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It's a street in New York. It's spelled Houston street, but it's pronounced house-ton street. It's a great way to trap foreigners.
Hey! You wanna go to that place on Houston street?
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The Houston Rockets are one of the greatest teams in the world. They are so great in fact, that they make little girls (and some guys) squeal with enthusiasm everytime they score!
Unfortunately, recently, they have been plagued with a series of bad/unlucky/injury-prone players.
For Example:
Jamabalaya Jackson
Alex Rodriquez
Tracy McLady/McLazyEye/BrokeBackMcGrady/stupid wanker
Peyton Manning
Clutch the Mascot.
There are many Houston Rockets examples I could show you, but browsing through the GARM section at Clutchfans.net will make everything self-explanatory.
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when you take ur dick out and spin it to mimic the rotation of helicopter blades on someones fucking face, this usually causes brutal lacerations to the eyes which in turn completly fucks the victim up and they are blind like a stupid ho.
I gave your mom a houston helicopter last night, no wonder she had pirate patches on her eyes this morning. She's fucking blind!!!!!!hhahahaah
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Loud,annoying inconsiderate, blind, thinks shes right about everything and try's to make bold options on everything when no one asks.doesn’t know here boyfriend is cheating on her when ever says he is.
I thought we were en a pandemic Emma Houston
A couple that is going to get married and be happy together forever.
Golden retriever couple
Best couple ever.
Oh look at them! That must be shelby and houston.