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when a person doesn't allow another person to do something that they themselves use to do..AKA my parents
you're too young to be goin to unsupervised parties and hangin with your friends.. even tho maybe i did that a couple times when i was even younger then you
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a person who says something that they don't want you to do and then they goand do it their selves
KS:"don't copy it!"
CM:"ok what evers."
KS:"hey rachel,"
Rach:"what?"
KS:"i just copied a page off her site!"
R:"That's wrong!"
CM:"she copied my site after she told me not to copy her's!"
KS:"i don't care!"
CM:"she's a hypocrite!"
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Christian Preacher: ...Christianity is a peaceful religion... now lets raise some money for the wars of this great American nation.
Atheist bystander: Wow, what a hypocrite!
Parents: Now son, it is wrong to hit people just because your mad... now turn on to the hockey game, and lets watch millionaires fight because they are passionate for the game.
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Noun: The product of a hypocrite being hypocritical.
You told her she can't cheat on you when you slept with her sister? That is such a hypocrition.
90% of all "christians"
"Islam is a religion spread by hatred and war!" says the christian sniper as the .308 from his rifle sails into the head of a young muslim militant.
"Accept christ and follow the bible and you will go to heaven" says the priest as he rapes a small boy.
"The Lord is a big part of my life." Says the man as he drinks a beer, smokes a cigarette, and admires his cross tattoo.
"Oh yeah, we go to church every Sunday." says his girlfriend who just had protected, pre-marital sex with him.
I'm not saying i'm against any of that stuff (except rape, get your own pussy, or dick if thats your thing) but don't claim christianity then go against all it's teachings, and become the definition of hypocrite. Most christians are just athiest without the balls to accept it and/or admit it.
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A person who says something, and does the exact opposite.
See Christian
Science can not disprove God, but neither can a 2000 year old book.
Christian: "Science can't prove God is fake!"
Atheist: "Your 2000 year old book can't prove a God is real, hypocrite."
Such primitive beliefs...
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Most ignorant black people nowadays.
Black guy 1: Yo ma nigga!
Black guy 2: Waddup ma nigga!
White guy: Hey niggers! :)
Black guys: >:( Man wajoo jus say?! Ima beatcho ass, mutha fucka!
White guy: Oh what the heck AHH!! Damn hypocrites!
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