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When a guy and a girl sit at the opposite ends of a bathtub and the guy turns around and puts the water spicket up his ass. Then turns the water on full blast and leaves it that way until he is so full of water he can’t hold it and the pressure is pushing him off the spicket. He then turns around and blasts his girlfriend with his ass water.
Jeff Lee is a master of bathtub ass splashing.
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In Southern States a euphemism for clitoris is "the man in the boat" referring to the lone passenger in the dory shaped vulva. Many newly weds are determined to sink him. " Fatman in the Bathtub with the Blues" is a reference to an engorged clitoris in need of attention.
I met a woman in a bar Friday night who told me she had a Fatman in the Bathtub with the Blues at home. She wanted to know if I was interested in cheering him up.
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Slitting your wrists and making cherry kool-aid in the bathtub
Rebecca decided to go commit "bathtub kool-aid"
A euphemism for sexual activity
1. Molly and I did the ol' Fat Man in the Bathtub last week.
2. Did you use a shower cap?
1. Yeah, she said we couldn't do anything until I put it on.
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An insult. If someone fell asleap in a bathtub, they could drown.
Man, I hate that guy. I hope HE falls asleap in a bathtub!
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When you are sick and need to puke and shit at the same time you can just use the bathtub
Mexican town gave me food poisoning, I need to use the bathtub!