Internet

Another name for the another dimension that collects all of our ideas. We can connect to this 2nd dimension by clicking on small doorways on your computer called "icons" and look around. This other dimension is connected to all computers via magic created by people known as wizards. Though many have tried to enter this other world, none have succeeded.

I saw my dead grandmother's dog on the internet the other day!!!

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internet

a huge network of online information, the internet is commonly used for masturbating, venting hatred, narcissism, procrastination and general life wasting. excessive use can stunt your personality and send you blind.

what im doing right now......il never get these 3 minutes back because of this fucking internet thing

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internets

Something President Push hears rumors on. It is suspected that these internets are hidden from the rest of the world, cause we can only find one so far.

"I hear that there are rumors on the...uh...internets..." -Bush

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Internetting

To make use of the Internet, For finding information or other.

"according to my Internetting this book is available ."

"I think i might just buy it and see! Meant to be good according to my internetting."

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the internets

A series of tubes.

"The internets is not something that you just dump something on. It's not a big truck. It's a series of tubes." - Sen. Ted Stevens (R-Alaska)

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Internetitis

A condition where one has an extreme obsession to be on the internet or be like people who they encounter on the internet. Similar to Text Talk.

1) Joe was diagnosed with internetitis after people recognized his habit of not leaving the computer for three days.

2) Steve was diagnosed with internetitis after people got tired of his internet speech, i.e. tl;dr, lol, ikr, idgaf, etc.

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Internets

The term, Internets, is used only when referring to the uber-secret internet used only by Government and Bush cronies, thus plural.

Dear Reader, the internet you are now on is not the secondary one but the primary one invented by Al Gore. You are on the internet versus the internets.

"I hear there's rumors on the internets..."

--George W. Bush at the Presidential Debate

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