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Jakob likes dudes

A phrase commonly used by distance runners when there is a break in any conversation. On Fridays he likes men though. If Jakob is dating a woman then a distance runner must quietly say “and women” after the phrase is uttered. This phrase is also commonly said in Taylorism as a prayer.

A Group of Distance Runners: *silence
Unknown Distance Runner #1: Jakob likes dudes
Jakob: NO I DON’T. I AM LITERALLY DATING A GIRL
Unknown Distance Runner #2: What about last night?
Jakob: …
Unknown Distance Runner #3: Jakob likes dudes

by TayloristMissionary March 23, 2022


jakob danger armstrong

One of the worlds luckiest kids. He is the son of green day frontman, Billie Joe Armstrong and his beautiful wife, Adrienne. Lives in Berkely, California and born in '97

"My dad is Billie Joe!" exclaimed Jakob Danger Armstrong

by Halenay July 30, 2006

138👍 73👎


Get Away Jakob Gay

The magic spell which keeps Jakob away from you.

If Jakob ever comes close to you just shout: "Get away Jakob gay" and he is compelled by a higher power to flee

by FlipperFrank January 9, 2020


Jakob

He is very dryg

Fyfan vad dryg du är Jakob

by Vem vet... January 27, 2017


Jakob

tall super tall guy who’s also known as the hard carry and the txt stan

Jakob: My name is Jakob.
Person: You must be a hard carry and the txt stan!

by gwendoleen November 18, 2021


jakob

a beautiful person with a big heart. not to be confused with jacob.

jakob has a big butt and a bigger heart.

by badingdongz November 23, 2021


Jakob

A young gay man who will always tell you to KYS. He does have really good music taste though. B)

Person 1: Yo! Jakob how have you been?
Jakob: KYS...

by hjzgfskjdh March 21, 2022