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Jakob likes dudes

A phrase commonly used by distance runners when there is a break in any conversation. On Fridays he likes men though. If Jakob is dating a woman then a distance runner must quietly say “and women” after the phrase is uttered. This phrase is also commonly said in Taylorism as a prayer.

A Group of Distance Runners: *silence
Unknown Distance Runner #1: Jakob likes dudes
Jakob: NO I DON’T. I AM LITERALLY DATING A GIRL
Unknown Distance Runner #2: What about last night?
Jakob: …
Unknown Distance Runner #3: Jakob likes dudes

by TayloristMissionary March 23, 2022


jakob danger armstrong

One of the worlds luckiest kids. He is the son of green day frontman, Billie Joe Armstrong and his beautiful wife, Adrienne. Lives in Berkely, California and born in '97

"My dad is Billie Joe!" exclaimed Jakob Danger Armstrong

by Halenay July 30, 2006


Get Away Jakob Gay

The magic spell which keeps Jakob away from you.

If Jakob ever comes close to you just shout: "Get away Jakob gay" and he is compelled by a higher power to flee

by FlipperFrank January 09, 2020


Jakob

Furry

yeah, Jakob´s a furry.

by Bakugo´s_waifu May 03, 2021


Jakob

He is very dryg

Fyfan vad dryg du är Jakob

by Vem vet... January 27, 2017


jakob

an unloyal boy who betrayes many girls

did u see that jakob broke a girl‘s heart again?

by arsen1o7 August 04, 2022


Jakob

Jakob is better then Kevin

Jakob är gud

by Kevin dumbo February 13, 2017