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To ask for a lot. To ask for an owl to be awake at noon is a lot, but to make it jog? that insane!
Jenny is forcing me to go to a wedding in Australia. I feel that its forcing an owl to jog at noon.
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the most intense dare ever to be wielded by anyone. cannot back out of it no matter what or chaotic things will happen.
DUDE! I double dog triple frog quadruple hog quintuple log sextuple blog septuple clog octuple old grog nonuple cog decaple flog duodecaple fast jog tredecaple prologue dare you to stick your dick in the blender.
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Sweating out a hangover by cardiovascular activity. Can be forced through organized sports, or can be casual such as being the smelly guy on the elliptical.
Last night I downed too much tequila; but I'll rise and grind so I can start all over again and drafternoon. Hair of the jog.
(Australian slang) hurry up/move faster/keep going
Steven: Hey mate, you're falling behind, come on, on the jog
John: Yeah righto
Noun - jeans dog
A dog of which the skin has been replaced with jeans by a medical professional or taxidermist.;
A dog which has natural jeans skin.
I picked up my new jog at taxidermist Johnssons today. They look really good!
I went for a jog with my jog today. The jeans on them gets all the hot moms' attention