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To ask for a lot. To ask for an owl to be awake at noon is a lot, but to make it jog? that insane!
Jenny is forcing me to go to a wedding in Australia. I feel that its forcing an owl to jog at noon.
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the most intense dare ever to be wielded by anyone. cannot back out of it no matter what or chaotic things will happen.
DUDE! I double dog triple frog quadruple hog quintuple log sextuple blog septuple clog octuple old grog nonuple cog decaple flog duodecaple fast jog tredecaple prologue dare you to stick your dick in the blender.
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Sweating out a hangover by cardiovascular activity. Can be forced through organized sports, or can be casual such as being the smelly guy on the elliptical.
Last night I downed too much tequila; but I'll rise and grind so I can start all over again and drafternoon. Hair of the jog.
Recieving oral sex while jogging.
"Me and Julie went for a run the other day, but ended with a bit of jogging clogging!"
The act of creepily or lustfully watching someone jog.
I'm jog watching at the girls soccer practice.
The act of creepily or lustfully watching someone jog or exercise.
I'm going jog watching at track practice.
The awkward jog to the toilet after being cream pied
We forgot the tissues next to the bed so I had to cum jog to the toilet