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A self-absorbed homewrecker who used an African country's dictatorial military powers so she could shit her kid out sans the paparazzi (major human rights violation!).
Also French-kissed her own brother in public and carried vials of blood around her neck and agencies actually allowed her to adopt two children (and forces unknown allowed her to have a natural child while more deserving people can't, no matter how hard they try).
Typecast as characters who are off the deep end (life can imitate art, after all!).
So Angelina Jolie does charity work in Africa? BFD! Princess Diana did that 20 years ago!
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An ugly woman. With that weird looking Frankenstein square head, bizzare nose, and biggy lips, she got to be angelina jolie uglee.
That woman is angelina jolie uglee. The way she angelina jolie uglee looked at me I almost died. Damn, that's an Angleina Jolie uglee lookin' kid. Frankenstein reborn. Uglee Jolie.
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when you adopt a really poor baby for no reason.
matt: yo joe i adopted this really poor African baby.
joe: really?
matt:yeah i think i have Angelina Jolie syndrom.
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The most spectacular event imaginable in the universe.
Preceded by if/when/unless to represent the sort of circumstances under which you might change your mind about something.
Girl 1: Are you coming to Josh's party tonight?
Girl 2: Meh, I gots to work tomorrow. But call me when you're there if Angelina Jolie turns gay with Megan Fox.
**Later that night**
Girl 1: Hey! They just found Osama bin Laden hiding in Josh's basement!!
Girl 2: Dude, I'm sleeping. I said to call me if Angelina Jolie turned gay with Megan Fox.
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Weirdest person you’ll ever meet;very emotional but can also be emotionless very loyal and fun to be around but is very self conscious when she shouldn’t be if she really wanted to she could have any dude she wanted 10/10 person to meet
Ava: being funny
Random: laughs
Ava jolie is funny
When one participates in a shenanigan that is totally out of character and not conscious of doing the shenanigan.
I sacrificed my dog for her. I was jolied!
A girl that is amazing she is and always will be happy no matter what she won’t let nothing get in her way of what she wants she is a bad ass and most likely loves skulls and no matter what she will always have your back if you are liked by her that is very very lucky and you should cherish her as long as possible.
Did you hear about that carmella-jolie girl she is hot