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When you walk into the bathroom to take a poop and someone that you don't want to see you poop is going pee. So instead of going into the stall, you pretend to pee next to them and make small talk until they leave, then you rush in the stall and tend to your poomergency.
Guy 1: What took you so long?
Guy 2: I busted a crazy poop juke on my boss and almost shit my pants in the process.
Guy 1: Well done, Emmitt Smith
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A " juke line" is a Chicago term in the 90s when a group of men and women are begin "juked on" in a snaked form line.
Timmy was getting juked on by 3 females he started up his own juke line.
Text juking refers to the rapid fire method of a texting sender switching topics during a text conversation before the recipient(s) can respond causing delayed responses and directional confusion - similar to a quick football move.
Text Juker: (Sends Twitter link about nuclear fallout)
Recipient: (Checks link. Skims)
Text Juker: (Replying to earlier topic) “Like my stepfather would say, ‘She looks like she was rode hard and put away wet."’
Recipient: (Starts typing response to nuclear fallout)
Text Juker: “I think I’m going to join Scientology today!”
Recipient: (Deletes response. Now typing response to Scientology)
Text Juker: (Sends a photo of bats having sex)
Recipient: (Replies with a bunch of “ha ha’s” . Creates new meme about Text Juker switching topics like the Fast and Furious changes gears. Checks Urban Dictionary for “Text Juking” term)
Any rap songs, typically those of black artists
Why are we listening to spookes jukes right now
A dance in which you move your pelvis giving the impression you're shaking a terd out of your ass.
Brother 1. Damn man you see that bitch over there?
Brother 2. Nah what's she doing?
Brother 1. Looks like she shakin doo doo out her ass.
Brother 2. She's doin the dooky juke!