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When you will crap your pants if you don't go RIGHT NOW, but someone's occupying the only toilet available.
"Dude, lemme in! It's a poomergency!"
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A sudden, overwhelming urge to poop when there is no convenient bathroom. Poomergencies are known to occur frequently in shopping malls, while driving in the car, and at work.
I had the worst poomergency while walking my dog yesterday. I had to run into a random corner bar to use the facilities.
A rather urgent situation where the poop gremlin comes calling at the worst possible time.
my daughter had a real poomergency when we in the car for 8 hrs.
Intense George's/ diarrhea shits that inevitably happen right after you leave a restaurant and get stuck in gridlocked traffic
As soon as we left China Buffet, dad had a Poomergency so bad that he left the car running Ina traffic jam to look for a bathroom and I had to take the wheel.