A Vagina whose Labia are large/wrinkley/ugly/discoloured and protrude noticably, often as a result of childbirth.
Drop a donna kebab on the floor and the resultant mess will resemble an ugly vagina.
I fucked that bird last night, she had a cunt like a dropped kebab.
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A moist smelly fanny/pussy. Even though it looks and smells awful you know it will taste lovely when you are drunk. May cause heart burn in the morning.
Sean couldn't wait to have a taste of Susies damp kebab even though he knew he would regret it in the morning.
The inimitable, impenetrable stench of stale kebab, that is noticed upon ones hand the morning after a heavy night on the booze and drunken takeaway. In extreme circumstances of alcohol use, kebab hand can be the only way to help remember the consumption of such a meal.
"Dude, I got band kebab hand today"
"lol"
Mildly inappropriate term used to describe a male heterosexual. The term is thought to date back to Jade Goody's infamous description of her vagina as her "kebab" whilst in the Big Brother house. It would seem the term "kebab fan" refers to the appearance of female genitalia that heterosexual males find appealing. It can also be used to describe homosexual females, but is less commonly used in this context.
Barry: "Hey, do you think Pete is Gay?"
Alan: "Nah, I'm pretty sure he's a kebab fan."
or;
Vikki: "Did you know Chanelle is a kebab fan?!?!"
Amy: "OMG seriously?!?! She's a lesbain?!?!"
Vikki: "Yep, she came out last thursday!"
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Only the coolest, most awesome youtube channel in the world ever!!!
Dude 1: What are you doing?
Dude 2: Watching YouTube.
Dude 1: Epic, who?
Dude 2: Shishy Kebab!!!
Dude 1: Awesome, I love that guy, I'm going to watch some too!
it is a man who makes kebab other known as " kebab tekniker "
robert: wow look at that guy
mohammed: yeah he is a kebab svarvare
When you shove the doorknob into your a$$ and you’re skewered on the knob.
My wife couldn’t satisfy so I settled for a doorknob kebab.