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Kentucky Eel
When a hillbilly lubes up his dong with motor oil drippings from his pickup and fucks a mule.
"Dang, Klem! That-there bacon lube shore got Biff more slippery than a Kentucky eel!"
When a person is taking a shower. Another person will sneak in and start taking a shit without the other person knowing. When your done shut the door and the person will have a nice surprise waiting 4 them after a couple minutes in the shower with steam. LOL
Hey we just kentucky steamboat mike and he had to run out of the bathroom.
Fucked in the worst way possible.
This was in fucking college. Our bio finals were to present on any topic that was related to biology. A group was presenting on types of protection for sex. Not once did they refer to any body parts or fluids by their scientific names. So, yes; they literally had "dick," "cum," and "pussy" on slides and read off them. Everyone kept glancing over at our professor, who had this look like he was just constantly cleaning his glasses because he couldn't believe what he was witnessing. They got Kentucky fucked on grading.
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Kentucky Windage is the practice of applying a horizontal adjustment of the point of aim for wind (windage) without the use of any physical or mechanical adjustments on the weapon.
The sharpshooter eyeballed the target and applied Kentucky windage.
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"Kentucky sober" refers to the physical and mental state of a person after they have been to Kentucky Fried Chicken and entered a food coma that was so intense they got meat sweats. This results in them being "Kentucky hungover" the next day until the effects start to abate and they become "Kentucky sober".
Sorry, I can't hang out today I was at KFC last night and I'm not Kentucky sober yet...
Coach Myth's definition of a solid retake strategy after a spike-plant in the game of Valorant. TSM uses this strat.
They pulled a Kentucky Fuckhouse on the enemy team on the third round.
When a person administering oral sex on a penis presses the penis toward their cheek while pulling it out of their mouth creating a suction popping sound similar to someone who is consuming a kentucky fried chicken drum stick.
Ed: Last night Jennifer was blowing me and she pushed my cock into her cheek and then pulled it out making that pop sound. Man that was hot.
Bill: Ahhh the good old Kentucky Knob.
Bartz: That reminds me of the time when I blew that horse and he just bricked down my throat.
Chris: Hey this one time I convinced this guy to bang a sheep. And by this guy I mean me...
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