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A short way to say,
pot calling the kettle black
when someone says something about someone, when they are guilty of doing it themselves, also another way to say Hypocrite.
Ugly Woman: That is the ugliest dogs i have ever seen
Gay Boy: Sure u wanna say that Pot, Kettle, Black.
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An elderly couple that frustrates tailing automobiles by driving extremely carefully or slow, typically in an unpassable situation. Also can be used in the singular, regarding only "Ma" or "Pa" or similar old fart, depending on the gender of said driver.
I was making good time on that off-road until I ran into Ma and Pa Kettle going frickin' 25 mph.
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Standing in downward facing dog and farting a mountain of cocaine into someones face.
Mary gave Suzie an Aspen Tea Kettle. Suzie received it with her nose. "Ahhh I really should go skiing more often!" she declared.
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When a shit is so large it has to be dissolved with boiling water, through the use of a kettle, in order for it to be safely flushed, and not cause long term damage.
Jamie Self: OMG I just had to poke a shit down with a stick!!
David Walker: LOL. Why didn't you just 'Kettle it down'??
Jamie Self: I didn't think to 'Kettle down a shit'.
David Walker: ROFLCOPTER YOU N00B.
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Phrs. Fall over. Also 'arse over tea kettle'.
"I was just strolling along the lino when, alluvasudden, I tripped over one of the ankle-biters' toys and fell arse over kettle!"
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It's when a man ejaculates onto a woman's asshole, and she farts creating a mist of cum, which imitates a steam effect of a tea kettle.
Honey, you know what we haven't done in a long time, Boston Tea Kettle.
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OMG!, as in are you f*&^'ing kettling my chips? (derived from Kettle Chips being awesome potato chips, coming from "all that and a bag of chips")
Well kettle my chettle, Marge, I won the dang lottery!