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Female singer who is spitting all over the word "punk".
Says she isn't trying to be punk,but obviously is by adhering to the mainstreams' idea of what punk is.
(Ie:neckties, "s8er bois" ,Green Day)
Loved by dumb teen/pre-teens who need to get some Hole, Bikini Kill and Le Tigre down their throats.
Plays *punk* music,without the politics,anger,meaning or ideals....yeah,baiscially punk without the punk.
Somebody should shoot that bitch. Prefferably John Lydon.
Dumb"rebel"Bitch: "Oh wow Avril Lavigne is sooooo KEWL. Punk Rock! I mean I can totally realate to her songs,having as many problems as I do! *sniff* My Mommy wouldn't even buy those chucks I saw Billie Joe from Green Day wearing! Oh,BTW,you're not punk...you're not wearing a necktie"
Me:"Kill me."
HOT TOPIC IS NOT PUNK ROCK.
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a poser who once claimed she was "punk rock", then she said she never said anything like that. she is also a pathetic pop singer, oh wait, all pop singers are pathetic.
Avril fan: Me and avril lavigne are so punk rock because we wear ties and claim to be sid vicious!!!111234567890!!!!
Me: shut the fuck up you little prepubescent whore, listen to good music like Guns N' Roses and Aerosmith.(mumbles)*dumbassed twats*
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I've heard Avril is very shitty live. I've never seen her.
Leads her angry army of 10 year old girls. Which has indeed died off a great deal since 2001-2003. How can you tell one of these EXTREME sk8 punk rawkers from a normal, conformist, 'preppy' kid? Socks cut off as wristbands. Pants hanging far too low, only held up with a hardcore, $20.00 studded belt from a jean store. Flaunting tee shirts with lame sayings which attempt to look out there and original but fail miserably, they love to dye their hair and want to be another person. Buy ties or steal their father's and wears them with shirts. You need your spiked wrist bands as well.
Fangirl 1: What's this Britany Spears crap on the radio? Oh, she is so unoriginal. She just follows the media and is soo a popular prep.
Fangirl 2: TOETALLY! Oh my god, have you bought a skateboard yet?
Fangirl 1: Of course I have!!!
Fangirl 2: Oh my god it's our jammm! He wuz a sk8er boi, nahnah nah incoherant words dah do!
Fangirl 1: I'm seeing Avril in concert!
Fangirl 2: You stupid bitch! I'll fucking kill you!
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all you people who say she's not a poser are fucking stupid. cant you see that she's acting like she doesent care what people think of her? you people should open up your fucking eyes. she fucking sucks, she's not punk, and all of her fans should give Joan Jett a listen because she is a fuck load of a lot better than she is.
FanGirl: Avril Lavigne is so not a poser! she doesent even call her self punk and says she's being herself!
Me: Thats where you are wrong you materialistic slut. Avril SAYS she is just being herself, when inside she's just a poser who never had a goddamned original musical thought in her head. Joan Jett would kick the living shit out of her.
FanGirl: Arghhh! STFU!
Me: No.
FanGirl: Well she's going out with the guy from sum 41 so fuck off!
Me: Yea i feel bad for him, his band is actually good and has some pretty decent music.
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Another one of the many people like complaining about, but waste their time since there really are some horrible people out there.
Person 1: "LIKE OMGZZZZZ I H8 AVRIL LAVIGNE!!!!"
Person 2: "Um.. okay. By the way, want to read my essay I wrote on Hitler for school?"
Person 3: "HUH WHOOZ HITLER?!?!?!!?!???????///"
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Napolion in his undies - sense of history and historical significance + 100(delusions of grandeur - manners) + zipper pants and tie + blond hair extensions and marketing team + sk8r troll - 2 bountiful gobs of spit = Avril Lavigne
Word Problem: If one Britney Spears is equal to one Avril Lavigne, then how many gobs of spit are equal to fried chicken grease wiped on a couture gown?
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Pop star *cough*not*cough* from Canada who thinks she's awesome but really just covers good songs, thinks she's awesome,and sucks ass while being accompanied by an ego only matched by Jess (or Icca, as we like to call him).
Related words are ALL synonyms.
Also see dumbass.
Icca: OMG! Avril Lavigne is sooo Hawt! I love her amazing punk rawwk!!11!1!!!1!!!11!
*me*: Ha ha you don't know anything, you fucking poser!
*laughs and points at crying Icca...heh heh*
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