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An actual dumbass that is bad in bed with his boyfriend and dose magic tricks for little kids in the back of his white van
Girl : your such a gay boy lawson no one wants you
Sam lawson is a prick, he leads on girls and chats shit behind there back about how they are slags then try’s to get back with them.
Did you see what sam lawson said about that girl but now he’s trying to get back with her.
Like the style of cocktail, in which a mix of liquor and flavoring are combined over ice in a tall glass, The Henry Lawson Highball is derived from the act of having sex with a woman who riding you "cowgirl style" proceeds to expel ejaculatory liquid from her pussy through orgasm. While this is going on, the intense pushing from the females pelvic region causes the mans bridge of skin from the head of the penis to the shaft to tear and begin to bleed at the same time as reaching orgasm and he himself ejaculating.
The aftermath involves the man being covered in female ejaculate, semen and blood on his torso and stomach, to which the woman mixes it together in his belly button and drinks it like a shot.
Last night I picked up that slut from the pub, mixed her a Henry Lawson Highball, it was intense! I had to wrap my dick in a towel for an hour after.
Usually the sidekick of the leader of a group
*he is such a dave lawson*
A nag
Cindy Lawson: Brush your teeth. Read Machiavelli. Vegetables. Get off the couch. Call me. You're wasting time. No magic cards. Look at this. What's your point. He's no good. You're in trouble. Don't take that tone here. Use your words. I'm telling your father. Hurry up. Stand up. Sit down... (and on and on)
Me: *runs away*
Emotionally unstable but always smiling, he's always there when you need him, he's the one to go to when upset. Putting others first, he'll be there if you need someone to have your back. He's not the strongest but he'll go down fighting. He's not the best looking but he's not bad looking either.
Also, gives good head😈
Lawson Arnold really helped me last night