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When a girl is on her period, her strawberry lemonade is the mixture of piss and period blood
I just got five dollars for drinking my sister's strawberry lemonade.
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when you gather all orgasm juices of your girlfriend until you collect a pitcher full allow this pitcher to ferment over the course of three years after which you add lemon juice and your own cum of choice and then place in punch bowl at a five year old's chuckie cheese birthday party
"jason what the hell are you doing dressed up as chuckie cheese." "I'm about to give these bastards a whole punchbowl's worth of cunt lemonade bitch."
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When poor people go to decent restaurants and, rather than ordering lemonade, they order 'water, with a bowl of lemons'. They then proceed to combine the water, lemons, and sugar to create their cheap-ass lemonade. Then they leave 2 dollars on a 40 dollar tab.
"Those fucking ghetto monkeys better not even try to make ghetto lemonade at my table."
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A mixed drink consisting of equal parts vinegar and water that has been aged a short time in one's ass. Drink is then strained over rocks into a highball glass with a twist of lemon! For added effect drink my be ordered "with amnesia". This is adding a doubleshot of Absinthe.
Man, I'm parched. I need a glass of backporch lemonade "with amnesia".
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The act of taking a urn with someone’s ashes and each person from the group urinates in the urn. The first one to overflow has to drink from the urn creating the rusty lemonade.
Are you fellas up for a game of rusty lemonade?
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When you cum on someone and and pee in their mouth
Did you see that faggot drinking some of that Chinese lemonade at the strip club
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When the partner is performing oral and gets a load of urine blasted into his/her mouth.
Hey baby, are you thirsty? How about a lemonade surprise?
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