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The act of beating someone with a sock full of pennies, or "Lincolns".
That bitch better do what I say or I'll be giving her a Lincoln massage later tonight.
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he has a pretty nice bod but one flat ass. once you get to know him you can't resist his massive man titties. you'll be wanting him to slap your ass
your name is lincoln potter you must be thick af
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When a man gets inside his partner and stays there for 30-60 minutes (depending on the time of day), not moving more than an inch or so the entire time.
Man, the Lincoln Tunnel was brutal today. I didn't think he was ever going to get out of there!
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(Noun) When you are having intercourse with a woman "doggie style" and right before you ejactulate you pull out and shoot your ejactulate in the back of her head and jump out of the window.
My knee hasn't been right after I gave Madelon the Abraham Lincoln.
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An EXTREMELY smelly bowel movement.
Pewey louie that was a stinkin lincoln!
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After engaging in sexual intercourse, the male counterpart proceeds to drop a deuce upon the female counterparts face and/or chest, resembling a lincoln log. Thus, a STEAMY LINCOLN.
"Dude, after our W131 class yesterday I took our teacher back to her office and dropped a steamy lincoln"
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When a girl in front of you is annoying you at the movie theater, you whip it out rub out a good one and shoot her in the back of the head, just like Abe Lincoln.
I went to Batman: The Dark Knight this chick wouldn't shut up so I gave her an Abe Lincoln.
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