Random
Source Code

Eirik Torrisi

Eirik is a skinny Italian man with a big ass nose. his legs are as hairy as a monkey. he is scared of bananas

Eirik Torrisi's nose is bigger than the Eiffel tower

by uptownfunkslut June 10, 2020

6👍 3👎


Matthew Evans

was killed from the brutality of beating his cock

Matthew Evans beat his dick so hard and it exploded with blood

by uptownfunkslut June 12, 2020

9👍 4👎


Finn O'brien

He has a ginormous dick that he uses to stick up his best mate's assholes. He loves AFL so his big dick comes in handy when he uses it as a third leg to kick the ball hundreds of metres. After a 212-0 against Jindalee he gave his whole team free blowjobs and a couple of backshots if they needed them.

Finn O'brien is homosexual

by uptownfunkslut August 18, 2022


Lincoln Potter

he has a pretty nice bod but one flat ass. once you get to know him you can't resist his massive man titties. you'll be wanting him to slap your ass

your name is lincoln potter you must be thick af

by uptownfunkslut June 8, 2020

8👍 1👎