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When an individual connects their urinary output to their anus, using a medical catheter, so that they can urinate into their own anus, and subsequently defacate into their urinary tract.
MAN DID YOU SEE SPOOKY?! HE WAS LINKIN-LOGGIN HARD AFTER LEAVING THE DETOX AGAINST MEDICAL ADVICE YESTERDAY!
One of the best bands of 2000s. Extremely popular and influential. Known for being diverse and not sticking to one genre. All of their albums have their own unique style. Mostly described as alternative rock or nu-metal. Legends.
Person 1: Let's listen to some music. Do you like Linkin Park?
Person 2: Who doesn't? Great band.
I mean, Look at them, seriously.
Person a: Isn't that the guy from Linkin park.?
Person b: Yea man, let's jump him.
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A band who made 2 awesome albums known as Hybrid Theory and Meteora, made millions of fans, but then chose to take a shit in the ears of all those fans with every album released since. It is similar to what Metallica chose to do to their fans with all their shitty material released after the Black Album.
Random Tool: I love Linkin Park's new album!
Me: SHUT UP WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOU! (PUNCH TO THE FACE)
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The Most MOTHERFUCKING best band ever! ALOT of people like to hate on them saying that they are "sell-outs" that produce the same shit. Well, Mike Shinoda said that they changed alot, AND THEY HAVE ASSHOLES! Chester the lead singer went through HELL as a child. They are NOT shit. They are THE SHIT!! And tell me, why the FUCK are they overrated? They recieve next to NO attention on the radio.
Faggot: Linkin Park sucks, listen to some 5SoS or JB, but not Greenday, they are a faggots! Just like me!
Billy Jo Armstrong: Look you little FUC--MIKE SHINODA IS THAT YOU???
Mike: Yes it is bro, lets make this fucker go Somewhere he belongs and make him pay for What He's Done!
Billy: Lets fuck up this Basket Case!
*Mike&Bill destroy fag#1*
JB: AFTER YOU DEFEAT ALL FAGS, YOU MUST DEFEAT ME: FAGIMOUS PRIME! MIKE YOU NON-SWAGGY CUNT
Mike: Oh, shit. We can't defeat this asshole alone Billy! We need S.O.B.!!
Billy: And CharleScene!
*Later, Mike, Billy, CS, and S.O.B. defeat the Faggot Overlord, Justin Beiber!*
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A really shitty metalcore band for people who that its a "big deal" that a band writes all their songs. They must be hXc, cuz they bleep out the word shit from their song high voltage. Wooo, really pushing the envelope arent they.
Stefano: "I like Linkin Park."
Everyone else: "Fuck you, Linkin Park is complete shit."
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A band that never should have teamed up with Jay-Z. I am a fan of Linkin Park's old songs without Jay-Z, the rapper who ruined all their songs.
Linkin Park was cool until it teamed up with that crap-ass rapper, Jay-Z.
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