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a raunchy girl normally found in a NASCAR garage looking to pick up a good looking driver with lots of money.
see whore or skank.
Dude, have you seen Jr's ex girlfriend Kortnie? She's a total pit lizard!!
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Thrilling the lizard is male masturbation.
Lee: Where is Carlos?
Dan: I think he is still in the shower, thrilling the lizard.
The term used to describe the squid-demon-anti melodic- garage door malfunctioning sound of most kinds of dubstep music and some drum and bass and bass music. Lizard music is primarily enjoyed by confused wooks and bass heads, and highly prevalent in Utah, Colorado and the Midwest by people who used to worship bassnectar as a deity.
It lacks common taste and melody and uses loud bass sounds and lack of a regular beat structure to overcompensate instead.
It’s been a plight infecting festivals and house music venues since around 2008, and destroying edm type events since, by taking a melody and putting so many effects on it to the point of it being unrecognizable and undanceable.
Think of the sound a squid tentacle non consensually penetrating your ear drum would make and that’s lizard music. It’s the only kind of music lizard people would enjoy.
Do the right thing and convert your local wook to house music.
I went to the kitty Kat island stage but they started playing lizard music so I left.
One who preys on the elderly by providing companionship with the hopes of getting put into the will.
See: Lot Lizard, cemetery plot
Anna Nicole Smith (age 26) was accused of being a plot lizard, having married J. Howard Marshall (age 89).
Middle-aged upper class woman who lives on or near a large body of water. Skin is damaged by sun exposure and/or excessive tanning, leading to a scaly appearance. Strive to maintain a younger appearance at all costs. Known to chase younger men in their 20's to feel young again.
Ugh, that lake lizard wont leave me alone. She would be hot but she wears way to much make up and her cleavage is covered in melanoma.
Lighthearted joking term for someone who's awkward and socially disconnected, and has to learn social skills by rote, almost as if they're another species trying to blend in among the humans.
"I found some conversation starters on the internet that I'm going to try out at the party tonight."
"Oh my god, you're such a lizard person."
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a female groupie found in the sport of NASCAR. they are usually found in and around the pit area. they have a specific driver(s) (or driver's crew) picked out ahead of time and do everything in their power to have sex with them. they stalk them out and draw as much attention to themselves just to get noticed.
That group of girls standing by Kasey Kahne's pit box for the past 3 hours are obviously pit lizards.
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