Jail Lube

The act of using saliva as sexually lubrication.

"She was dry as a bone so I jail lubed it."

cadet lube

To engage in anal activities carefully. The beginner/novice in anal activities whom requires much lubrication.
i.e (To handle with kid gloves).

Mike: I'm gona fuck him hard.
James: Go easy on me, i can't handle it raw!
Mike: Get the cadet lube then newb.

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Poo Lube

Fingering someone in the ass, only using poo as lube.

Jayson: I am going to stick a finger up your ass and only use poo lube.

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Lube Master

Somebody who never shuts the fuck about lubricants.

Tina is such a fucking lube master. I wish she would just drown in fucking lube sometimes.

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food lube

Any type of liquid condiment placed on food.

This mustard makes for awesome food lube.

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diarrhea lube

After doing a fresh diarrhea. You wipe your ass and your finger breaks through the paper, thus fingering your own ass using your diarrhea as lubrication.

Person 1: babe I just had diarrhea lube. I think we should try anal when you have diarrhea lube.
Person 2: that sounds great

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lube tube

Sexual lubricant dispenser. Usually in the form of a toothpaste-like tube. Used during the act of anal sex.

Clive, grab that lube tube and grease up. I'm going in.

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