Rural Dictionary

Manchester City

The only team in Manchester, as Trafford Un*ted like to suck off the glory of the great City of Manchester.

What makes me laugh is all you rags who say that City are 'bitter' and are obsessed with Trafford Un*ted. It is all you lot (or at least a large number) that are obessed with City and not the other way round. You should be worrying about your own club, not ours. I suppose it must be hard though, winning all those trophies, and having all those fans all over the world, and still just being a Trafford club.

Un*ted should adopt 3 stars on their shirt as well!
3- fewer european cups than the most successful british team.
3- fans from manchester.
3- decibels heard from their fans at home matches.
3- other teams supported before finally settling for Utd.
3- prawn sandwiches eaten per person per game.
3- dives per game from the winker.

3 reasons to support such a great club as Trafford-
1. price fixed their own shirts to screw their fans.
2. tried to get 3' 0 clock saturday kick off's televised and shaft all the small lower division clubs in the process.
3. tried to screw more money to televise their games than every other premier league club from SKY.

Or the 3 stars count for the number of home games recently that "the worlds greatest club" have failed to sell out - also it stands for the number of miles that the swamp is outside manchesters boundarys , remember the rags can win the treble every year but they will still be imposters from trafford living off manchesters reflected glory

Manchester City fans are ACTUALLY FROM Manchester and are not a bunch of Cockney/Chinese/Far Eastern Wind Up Merchants.

by True Blue. April 1, 2007

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Manchester United

One of the biggest clubs in the world. No, You aren't the biggest, Mancs. Says who? Messi and the rest of Barca
do. But you're the best in the UK and most successful. Feel better?

Their gaffer, although he is a legend, is also a whisky-nosed gobshite. Known to have every official in the F.A. in his lap from Mike Riley to the Northwest Counties Premier league part-time ref. Likes to look at the fourth official and tap his watch his to intimidate him, especially if Yernited are losing. Naturally, this results in a rediculous and usually unustifiable amout of extra time added, to allow United to nick a result.

Also likes to flail his arms wildly in rage and jump around like a twat if a ref does dare stand up to him and not rule in Yernited's favor, all while sipping on Heineken on the touchline.

The best player on earff (well according to Mancs, anyway) plays for them. Cristiano Ronaldo, and yes, he is class. However, he is a miserable little twit who flies through the air at the slightest touch, usually making sure he is convieniently inside the opposition box, and convieniently
when Yernited happen to be losing, in search of a penalty. In the rare event that a peno is not given, he likes to join in with his teammates in surrounding and bullying the official.

When not doing this he can be found modelling bird's clothing , crashing cars into guardrails, and sexing up the local Mancunian transvestites for cash.

Their supporters - oh my, lol. Most of them are from the following: Asia, Middle East, London, for the most part.
99.5% of them couldn't locate Manchester on a map, never mind say they have been to Old Trafford. I'm not quite sure how they even watch United, since most of them
are either huddled in mud huts or are too poor to afford a television, if you review the above locations I mentioned. Not that they're missing anything, well they aren't missing
any atmosphere by not being at O.T. cos there is none, just 70,000 different accents, none of them English, munching away on prawn sarnies.

Any attempt to slight Yernited to Yernited supporter is usually met with the good old rebuttal "How many trophies have you lot won?"

When you go to Old Trafford, you will be amazed by the lack of actual team songs that Manc fans have, other then "Glory, Glory Yernited!". Usually what you
hear are : songs about scousers, songs about Liverpool FC, songs about Hillsborough, songs about Heysel, songs about Good ol Leeds, and songs about Citeh. You will
also see numerous banners concerning those 3 clubs as well in the ground. But they aren't obsessed or bitter, no not them lot! lol.

On the topic of Hillsborough, they seem to find humor in singing about dead scousers, yet get all uptight when scousers or Leeds fans sing about Matt Busby and Munich, or when Fabian Delph made the aeroplane gesture at Oldham after scoring earlier this season. Hypocriticla much?

There you have it folks. Yernited. Doubt most people will like it, but what do you expect? I'm a leeds fan!

Leeds fan : The Mancs are singing "We all hate Leeds scum" again....

mate: are Manchester United playing Leeds in a Cup game or summat?

Leeds fan : Naw, they are just gobshites who are so bitter and obsessed with us they can't stop thinking of us

mate: ah yea, mate, figured so. dont most Mancunians support Citeh anyway?

Leeds fan: aye....

by The Mad Hatter 55 June 3, 2009

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Manchester City

Amature football team supported by only bitter rebels wanting to be different whilst growing up around those that support the Mighty Manchester United. Recently became the richest amaturds in the world but agent Hughes is doing a great job so far, no Kaka, no European football......35 years and counting!

"Hey, isn't that your gay cousin wearing that Manchester City shirt"? "He's definitely gay, not my cousin though".

by Jonesyuk225 May 12, 2009

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