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A reference to the penultimate scene in the film ‘Leon the Professional,’ in which the antagonist (Gary Oldman) gets his long overdue come-uppence; roughly translating in practical usage to “die, motherfucker, die!!!”
Leon: “Stanfield.”
Oldman: “At your service.”
Leon: “This is from Matilda.”
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A Beautiful British tank that was used during World War 2, it was used for anti-infantry purposes and anti-tank purposes.
Jimmy JimJim: What's your favorite tank?
Tiny Timmy: Its the Matilda 3!11!!
Jimmy JimJim: I remember my great grandfather was a commander for one!
Tiny Timmy: Thats quire cool!!11!
Gunvor Matilda is a wonderful woman with loads of radiant energy and charisma. Her laugh sound like a wave crashing into the shore and her smile is warm and contagious. She’s the most beautiful being in the world, with freckles and big blue eyes with a golden stream.
She’s also very creative and plays piano like a goddess, Beethoven is her bitch. She also paints a lot better than you. But even though she’s best at everything she’s humble and kind to everyone she meets. Sometimes when she makes pancakes it gets messy and occasionally leaves the dishes for a while, but that’s okay cause she’s amazing either way and I would clean every pancake off the floor or dish just to be near her.
Gunvor Matilda is very smart and funny and it never gets boring to hang out with her. The conversation gets on for hours and hours. She’s also sexy and will steal your girl, so watch out!
”Omg you know Gunvor Matilda?! She’s so cool and funny!!!”
”I wish I could be like Gunvor Matilda, she’s a piano goddess and so hot.”
A shit hole town in central Pennsylvania, surrounded by college sloots, druggies, fuckboys and home of the largest Fuckboy in the US, his mommy and daddy buy him whatever he wants. The shittiest shit hole in all the world .
Such a lovely shit hole Port Matilda.
Fuckboy's Shit Hole, he is def from Port Matilda,