Battle Medic

Biggest douchebag you can find in the videogame Team Fortress 2. A player that uses the MEDIC character to battle and NOT heal you, not even a single bit. Usually so stubborn that even if they're not engaged in battle, they won't save you from burning alive.

"I can't heal you. I'm a battle MEDIC. What are you, stupid?"

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Medical School

The place many see themselves gaining acceptance too, but if smart, divert paths. If one doesn't reach the best conclusion of straying away, they might recieve acceptance. Once acceptance is given, the student must learn and accept the fact that they are no longer the top student of their class, they are merely mid-par.

Students will learn the sciences and strive to please their teachers and study for countless SOM exams and government examinations, and finally exiting the 2 years of condensed MSI-II year study believing that they could potentially make a positive impact on patients lives. MSIII-IV brings about the reality that work normally goes unappreciated. Years of internships and residencies allow the individual to gain further understanding that one should do the bare minimum to avoid law suits and potential complications.

Pre-medical Student : "I really want to enter medical school because of a genuine desire of helping the sick, I'm totally about medical service!"

Me: "You are repressing your actual primary motivator, money. You should divert paths to nursing and become a CRNA.... Make similar amounts with less responsibility and receive a schedule that provides sleep."

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medical fetish

A paraphilia in which one has a sexual fixation on medical procedures. Including, amputations, heart surgery, etc. The person is usually turned on by blood, gory and guts.

When one climaxes from medical fetish- it's called a goregasm.

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medical field

A fucked up place where they over work you, stress you out and don’t care about you’re health or well being. It’s all about the money. Everyone great CNA, LPN, RN all start out willing to change the world and medical field, then end up giving up and moving on.

Medical field = massive money hole

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pair of medics

When you is injured as fuck and you need two people to help you

Yo bro im down like a bitch, call the pair of medics

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Pub Medic

A mythical creature in TF2, it's a hoax created by the 3-6 heavy mains to satisfy their needs of throwing a sandvich at someone's face.

You see here, son. Back in my day Pub Medics roamed the badlands. Those brave punching bags in lab coats sometimes risking their lives for the team.

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medical professional

A nurse, doctor, orderly, chaplain or other member of hospital staff, worthy of our most profound respect and gratitude.

Any medical professional is placing themself at the highest levels of risk for contracting the virus, yet they come to work and give more than is required, inadequately protected and knowing that many of their colleagues are already infected and are suffering.

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