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A "straight" man who is gay, with out all the the sex. Has pedicures and manicures, spends $500 at a hair salon and sit in a chair for 5 hours to have hsi hair shorten and styled, wear Ambercrombie and Fitch, wears Calvin Klein boxer briefs, shaves "down stairs", uses special face products, and smells good
Ryan Seacrest, justin timberlake, and every other young hot actor that can afford these things
19👍 25👎
metrosexual is usually a young urban man, who visits the day spa, has an exclusive gym membership, plays golf, wears Calvin Klein boxers, gets foils in his hair, wears wrist bands and will often sport a gelled mohawk, a pink ben sherman polo top (collar is usually popped), deisel shorts and designer flip flops and listen to dance/trance music. Although they may appear gay, you can find most metro's hanging out at nightclubs, pubs, bars, cafe's or the beach scamming on young chicks or hairdressers (female). These types of "preppy" metrosexuals are found in Australia and are usually of Aussie or British descent. They also tend to drink alcoholic beverages such as Corona or Carlsberg whilst watching the Rugby or AFl, but tend not to yell or shout like NORMAL Aussie blokes. Metro's can also be found hanging out at their local university campus or a cricket or footy match bitching about all the pie eating, VB drinking "yobbos or bogans". Metro's like to drive pussy cars like Mazda's, hyundais, mitsubishis, Renault, Jeeps, BMW's, Audi's and new volkswagons (the small hatchback kind) and watch shit TV shows like Australian Idol and Big Brother and may sometimes even vote! Metro's usually have a 3 mobile phone and have crappy ass jamster ringtones like crazy frog and Club Anthems 2005! Metros do however attend BBQ's but they bring a thai chicken salad, marinated kalimari or sushi instead of eating the steak and sausages on offer. Metro's tend to supprt faggy less masculine football teams such as the Fremantle Dockers, St Kilda or Richmond (the glamour, pretty boy teams).
Evan: "Hey Liam i heard that new bar in Fremantle just opened up, apparently they have complimentary wrist bands you know the rubber kind? and tapas, dip and rice snacks for nibblies...we should check it out, whatta you reckon?"
Liam: "Sounds sweet, let me just change, I think i'm gonna wear my pale lemon Elwood polo top and my Dolce aviator sunnies or is that too tryhard, u know being night and all?
Evan: "Hell no, dude that sounds awesome, the ladies won't be able to stay away trust me, i'm gonna wear my peach and mint mooks polo and my gucci slides...make sure you pop that collar, so metrosexual right now!"
25👍 35👎
heterosexual male who breaks with stereotypical male behavior by clinging to aestethics more than is accepted by the average testosterone level.
Frank despises sandals but loves his blue suede Timberlands
23👍 32👎
A (straight or gay) male who is not just concerned with personal hygiene, fashion, style,etc., he is obssesed with it. He is self-absorbed and narcissistic. He might enter a bar or club and thinks that everyone wants to screw him, be him, or worship him. This does not mean they are attractive, though most have appealing qualities. They look down on their sexual counterpart male or female and believe them to be insignificant. They may seem very selective in their sexual partners but it's a lie. They are bonafide whores. If you are "lucky" to get a couple nights of sex out of them don't get excited. They bore easily.
Side note: Not All Gays Are Metrosexual! Some gays don't eat gourmet foods wear cologne, and listen to Bach etc. Some gays finds these thing repulsive. e.g(Butch gays/lesbians)
Scene: Mixed gay/straight Bar/Club
Joe: Hi. My name is joe. The food here is great.
Metrosexual: (very wide smile)dude, i'm not gay.
Joe: Cool. Dindnt ask you all that information.
Metrosexual: Haha! Sure, sure. I dont blame you. I get in trouble coming to these gay establishments. (looks overly excited that he is attractive to someone. Mission Accomplished!)
20👍 27👎
A claytons version of a poofter
I am just pretending to be gay, because it is apparently trendy
15👍 19👎
Person who is sexually attracted to, and often has intercourse with buses, subways and other mass transit vehicles.
"Check out the tailpipe on that bus! I'd so tap that."
"Dude, you are so metrosexual."
15👍 19👎
METROSEXUAL
A man that takes care of his body like a woman. For example; laser hair removal treatments, Brazilian electrolysis permanent hair removal ,full leg waxing, makeup. Pedicures and manicures. May also enjoy body lotions and professional massages. Paint his toenails because it makes him happy. Myself for example; I'm metrosexual who paints his toenails blue, purple, or any color he wants; he gets laser treatments, body lotions; also professional massages to relieve body aches and stress; he does not wear he may or may not wear facial makeup or not. Its basically all about choices for make-up. But ultimately Metrosexual is a lifestyle not a sexual Preference.
Some may say......
- x That guy isn't Gay he's just a high maintenance man aka "Metrosexual". Who cares about he looks. I asked him, and he said he stopped caring what other people thinks of him a long time ago! So what if he has smooth legs from all the leg waxing he gets. Who cares if he paints his toenails or wears lotions. I always see him all the time, looking at any hot looking women that comes into view. Never once have I ever seen him look at a man!
He just got his new "Pretty as a Peach Body lotion" and he has a Brazilian Electrolysis Appointment, then a Deluxe Pedicure after that to paint his toenails blue. Then next day a Exfoliating Facial at 1pm. And this guy just ordered Body Butter Cream with Shea Butter from Avon. Hes not smooth clean sexy legs no hair on his arms hands armpits no hair in Brazilian area as well. This dude is totally the modern Metrosexual.