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When you use mayonnaise as lube.
"Hey Janie, want to make love?"
"As long as you give me an Minnesota Banana"
When you drop a pickled egg into a beer exclaiming You 'Betcha! Uffda!
Chris gave me a Minnesota Morning today. Could barely choke it all down.
A variation of the Manitoba Snowplow, for men with a small penis.
I gave my wife a Minnesota Inchworm last night with my 3 inch penis.
The Minnesota Timberwolves are an NBA team based in Minneapolis, Minnesota, and are the worst NBA team of the 21st century, the Timberwolves became a team in 1989, and became a really good team in 2003 when they had Kevin Garnett, Sam Cassell, and Latrell Sprewell, ever since then, the team has been unlucky, while not being as unlucky as the Kings, who haven't made the playoffs since 2006. The Timberwolves are currently one of the worst teams in the NBA.
"The Minnesota Timberwolves are unlucky"
When a Police Station is on fire.
Hey Brian, did you see the 3rd Precinct last night? It was a real Minnesota Hotdish after the protest.
A small town in Minnesota that is 0.3 square miles and has the youngest mayor in America. It is known for its baseball fields and its bars. The town mascot is Bob Koch who has 9 fingers but 99 cats.
Anthony: I'm from Loretto, Minnesota.
Colton: Where?
Stcking a dildo int a freezer for 1 hour, then jamming it into your ass while someone puts ice cubes down your throat
" yesterday my boy friend gave me a Minnesota freezer. It was cold"