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Menstrual Mist

The act of a female squirting during her menstrual cycle.

I went down on a bloody pussy to get my red wings, found out she was a squirter and got menstrual mist all over my face.

by Asius May 24, 2018


misting the lizard

Slang for masturbation by someone who owns a reptile such as a bearded dragon or a green iguana.

Origin: Care of some reptiles require that you mist the animal/enclosure... but people need care, too.

"Is Byron on the phone?"
"Ya, he's talking to some girl and misting the lizard."
"What?"
"Ya, Byron's been misting his lizard a lot lately."

by MyCatThinksItsADog January 11, 2011


der mist

A German saying for "This Shit" often used in situations where someone messed up or is acting immature.

Keven Kept on yelling "yeet" so billy replyed "der mist"

by A_John_Bolten February 4, 2018


mist cord

A discord server full of edaters and active valorant players.
If you do love furries these people might help you on your furry love.

Mist cord defined in a sentence:
Person 1: "hey aren't you in mistcord?
Person 2: "Yea I totally am! Wanna vc and edate while playing valorant?

by MistcordUser November 9, 2021


Piss Mist

The mist of piss that may result from pissing in the wind or throwing a cup of pi

I pissed in a Dunkin' Donuts coffee cup in the Hannaford parking lot and went to throw the piss out the wind blew some of the piss mist back in my face.

by MatadorMaine April 4, 2023


Portland Mist

While getting a blowjob, just before ejaculation, you put your thumb over your knob like its a hose and spray her down with ejaculate making her look like a glazed VooDoo Donut

I gave her the old portland mist after the blazers game last night.

by loliconqueror69 August 30, 2019


pissed mist

A general feeling of mass anger, malaise, or depression that simultaneously affects everyone in a room, dwelling, or community.

Alternatively spelled "pissedmist"

Everyone's depressed today, must be some sort of pissed mist going around.

by Mod Eschar July 11, 2022