Trinity Mock Trial Disease

A literal epidemic that overtook Southern California in the late winter/early spring of 2010-2011. The epidemic was extremely contagious and is suspected to have come from the head coach of the Trinity Mock Trial Team when she returned from Europe with symptoms of sickness. The epidemic escalated and infected hundreds of people within Southern California and is still occurring to this day. Symptoms include: Headaches, chills, throat swelling, sinus infection, & coughing.

I have gotten Trinity Mock Trial Disease.

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mock rape

ski is gay.

i know who you are.

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Mocking my own tots

The state of talking in mock form about ones own thoughts or "t o t s" as mockers refer to it as. This is commonly followed by "now huhhhh" which can also be in mock form if chosen.

Halter: "ooooohhhooohh he didn't even hit dat guy. oohhhhhohohhhhh."
Jp: "I like penis."
Halter: "I WIKE DICK OHHHHOHHHHH" (seizure) "oohhhohhhh" (seizure)"Mocking my own tots now huhuuuhhhhhh t o t s huhhhhuuuuuh"

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top over the pop mock yofo

to top something you recently did with something even better, thus giving people something to look forward to.

Are you going to top over the pop mock yofo your gig next year and give an even greater concert?

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You think you’re a big man for mocking me?

One may use the phrase “You think you’re a big man for mocking me?” to ask if another thinks that they are a "big man" because they are teasing (“mocking”) you. This phrase may be used as an exclamation or/and to ask another’s intent.

Once the student had stopped teasing her, the teacher asked the student, ”You think you’re a big man for mocking me?”

mock speed

how fast someone makes fun of you

-compliments to the author who coined this “Amy Ulluriak Lord”

Sure enough, when a typo is made online, Kyle moves at Mock Speed to be the first to point it out and bully the O.P.

conster mock

the cousin of ponster menis

that's a conster mock.