when a situation is wholly unsatisfactory
Guy 1: My girlfriend wanted me to give her a sticky quacker, but I accidentally skruncled and now she won’t text me back.
Guy 2: Man, that’s the nads.
Used to express sarcastic excitement ; said with a lisp, and stretching out the m in “my” and the a in “nads”.
Coach: “Jimmy, it’s your turn!”
Jimmy: “My nads!!”
(Mmmyy naaaads!!)
sweating dick and balls
gee, I sure love the taste of sweaty nads in the morning. especially if their my dads sweaty nads. mmmhm.
A trapped fart that escapes by nudging a ball out of the way
That fart was a Nad Nudger, it nearly took my nut with it.
Me: what's good my gabba goo?
Dumpling Man: am sad nad
Getting blackout drunk, peeing on the floor of a gas station and then waking up in the hospital with a black eye on your birthday with no memory of the precious night.
yo! let’s get lil nads wasted tonight
Mondays are made for Cam and Nad. Cam and Nad days are when Cam and Nad spend the whole day together
ayo I can’t hangout on mondays! that’s cam and nad days