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the nads

when a situation is wholly unsatisfactory

Guy 1: My girlfriend wanted me to give her a sticky quacker, but I accidentally skruncled and now she won’t text me back.
Guy 2: Man, that’s the nads.

by Scrooge McSkrunc November 24, 2021


“My Nads!!”

Used to express sarcastic excitement ; said with a lisp, and stretching out the m in “my” and the a in “nads”.

Coach: “Jimmy, it’s your turn!”

Jimmy: “My nads!!”

(Mmmyy naaaads!!)

by Mr. Ball Head February 20, 2023


sweaty nads

sweating dick and balls

gee, I sure love the taste of sweaty nads in the morning. especially if their my dads sweaty nads. mmmhm.

by hshshdjpdbdkdhd February 14, 2016


Nad Nudger

A trapped fart that escapes by nudging a ball out of the way

That fart was a Nad Nudger, it nearly took my nut with it.

by Dodgyfinger February 16, 2022


Sad Nad

dumpling on two legs

Me: what's good my gabba goo?
Dumpling Man: am sad nad

by mazzypoothethird September 28, 2021


lil nads wasted

Getting blackout drunk, peeing on the floor of a gas station and then waking up in the hospital with a black eye on your birthday with no memory of the precious night.

yo! let’s get lil nads wasted tonight

by dwaynecial August 25, 2019


Cam and Nad day

Mondays are made for Cam and Nad. Cam and Nad days are when Cam and Nad spend the whole day together

ayo I can’t hangout on mondays! that’s cam and nad days

by pussygobbler12344 November 30, 2020