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Someone who acts like a complete pussy and is way too into themselves.
Ken: "im going to go wash my beautiful face, to make it more beautiful... if that is even possible."
Ashley: "your such a Douche Nard!"
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The act of sucking testicles.
Command. Snarf being the verb.
Hey baby, wanna snarf my nards?
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The seventh movie in this popular pornographic series. In this movie, Angel Raliegh gets a thumper of a shit on her, but it bounces off of her tit and onto her head - giving her a 'turd turban'. Max Keen holds it together and still manages to ejaculate on her face.
Hey have you got my DVD of Throw Me On The Fucken Grass, Part Your Arse And Shart Some Nard Hard And Fast On My Tit Vol. 7? My wife wants to see it again.
A terrific example of a human being that can be cool yet also a complete douche. Basically, a best friend type person that happens to make choices in his/her life that make you wish you could hit them with a frying pan. A tremendous combination of awesome factors and qualities of the douchiest. Most likely in his/her 30's or 40's, and having lived an eventful life. Also, most likely to be a manager of a Cracker Barrel or some other embarrassing position.
Look at that guy, he is so funny and awesome, but he makes horrible choices and blows off his best friend to go to bed at 8 at night.
Wow, you just described a Douche-Nard!!!
A sudden and sometimes fatal occurrence of testicular thrombosis, typically resulting in the death of nard tissue. See nardiac arrest
I just got hit in the nards so hard I think I'm going to have a nard attack!
When someone gives you a roofy and tattoos "YNOHTNA" on your forehead
Oh man I was drinking with Nard last night and I don't remember anything, I hope he didn't give me a SNEAKY NARD