Homer Boner

What you leave with with after hitting a game-winning home run at your softball game.

“Dude, I had such a homer boner last night after hitting that home run. First I slid into home, then I slid into my wife.”

Cocking Stuffer

Sex, specifically around the Christmas season.

Guy 1: I’m going to give my wife the best cocking stuffers this year.
Guy 2: No doubt, no doubt, no doubt.

Nasal Nut

To sneeze

Cindy sneezes
Tammy: God bless you Cindy!
Cindy: Wow 5 sneezes! I just busted a nasal nut!

Nard attack

A sudden and sometimes fatal occurrence of testicular thrombosis, typically resulting in the death of nard tissue. See nardiac arrest

I just got hit in the nards so hard I think I'm going to have a nard attack!

Forehead Flogging

Aka skull fucking

Roenick was totally forehead flogging that bitch last night.

BUI

Biking Under the Influence

I only had a couple shots, I thought I was okay to ride. But then I got popped for a BUI.

Dirty Sink

A yucked out vagina

That trick needs to get her dirty sink serviced