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Someone who acts like a complete pussy and is way too into themselves.
Ken: "im going to go wash my beautiful face, to make it more beautiful... if that is even possible."
Ashley: "your such a Douche Nard!"
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The act of sucking testicles.
Command. Snarf being the verb.
Hey baby, wanna snarf my nards?
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The seventh movie in this popular pornographic series. In this movie, Angel Raliegh gets a thumper of a shit on her, but it bounces off of her tit and onto her head - giving her a 'turd turban'. Max Keen holds it together and still manages to ejaculate on her face.
Hey have you got my DVD of Throw Me On The Fucken Grass, Part Your Arse And Shart Some Nard Hard And Fast On My Tit Vol. 7? My wife wants to see it again.
When someone gives you a roofy and tattoos "YNOHTNA" on your forehead
Oh man I was drinking with Nard last night and I don't remember anything, I hope he didn't give me a SNEAKY NARD
What you say when you are mighty unfortunate.
aWe nARdS! i fLuNKed mY mATh tESt!
When u dip ur nards in poop u get poop nards¡¡¡!!!¡¡¡!!!
I sat down in some dog shit and I got poop nards