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The coolest manga ever and anyone who contradicts me is marked, it is about naruto, sasuke, and sakura as well as their wicked cool teacher Kakashi.
If you don't own a copy of Shonen Jump 2-11 by tommorow then may Kakashi have mercy on your goddam soul
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A very shitty ani/manga... Why the hell do you watch these things? Naruto is for freaking 10 year olds, go to hell and get a stupid life you stupid fans
Naruto deserves to fall out of a window and die, and then the fans will copy him ;)
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he’s really underrated in his own show... he only calls out for “SASUKE” throughout the series... and he thinks only Sasuke is his best friend, but really Shikamaru has been there for him since they were young... he’s bae and my husbando <3... he also loves using his rasegans, it don’t matter how many times he’s used them, he also got them in different colors. another justu he loves using is the “talk no justu” where he talks for 5-10 episodes long throughout each fight.. he loves to say “DATTEBAYO” too LMAO.
Naruto-Kun 🥺👉🏾👈🏾
I am Uzumaki Naruto, who WILL become the Hokage.
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Naruto is an incredibly notorious anime comparable to titles such as Dragon Ball Z and many other shows with amazing merit. It is primarily reminiscent of these shows because the creator of Naruto steals ideas from all of them and has absolutely no originality of his own. The show centers around a ninja named "Naruto" who engages in activities such as screaming and yelling. He gathers together more and more friends, typically through the process of beating the shit out of them. One can be qualified as Naruto's "best friend" only if they have made attempts to kill him (Gaara of the sand, Sasuke, etc.). Every ninja in the village functions in a group with two other ninja boasting equally insipid personalities. Initially, Naruto wants to be "Hokage," ninja leader, and this is seen as the plot for the show, but later the show is dedicated to searching for another ninja known as Sasuke. The whole village was left with a monumental sense of loss as this ninja left and his dull and colorless personality would be missed for years to come. After Naruto fails to retrieve this ninja, Sasuke is made the main emphasis of the show and can be seen for hundreds of episodes at a time while people are left wondering what is actually transpiring with the character "Naruto," who one would assume is the main character as his name is also the show's title.
Person 1: Wow, Naruto Shippuden is an amazing show.
Person 2: I started watching it, it's awesome.
Person 1: I wonder when Naruto will learn that move?
Person 2: Who's Naruto?
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when someone or something causes that certain topic to become draggy and beats around the bush a lot. just like how the current anime is having so much fillers and takes too much time to cover just a small part of the story.
Person A: (beats around the bush)
Person B: STOP BEING A NARUTO!!!
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An anime that tells the tale of a half-emo, half-demon ninja teen struggling to be accepted into society. With a concept that lame, Experts agree that it will never be welcomed by most level-headed North Americans (please note that fangirls do not fall into this category). Implied gayness and the love of slash writers was assured in the first chapter when Naruto makes out with Sasuke (who, astonishingly, is even more emo than the main character)
Legend has it that there may actually be female characters in this series. However, closer investigation has proven this to be a lie, they are actually all shemales who dressed up like girls to fuck Naruto in the ass, wich fails because he only loves boys. Any further attempts to insinuate the existence of girls in this series will be met with swift and immediate reprisal. It should also be noted that this anime has no actual Japanese martial arts, but is entirely composed of pathetic Jackie Chan imitations and poorly re-created Chinese Martial Arts.
Naruto is full of lame-ass flashbacks and retarded dialogue only to draw out the series more, and more, and more. There is the occasional fight, but in most cases they are incredibly full of shit that you might as well not even bother for watching for a decent fight. If you like whiney, emo, slow as fuck and boring shows with piss-poor dialogue and appealing to an audience of 8 year olds who have been in the womb of a drug addict, then Naruto is for you. And if it happens to be for you, please get cancer.
Oh, and Naruto is slightly less gay than Bleach
Narutard: "hey guise, check my cool leaf tribe headband!"
Normal Person1: "agh! I am blinded by its idiocy, and also cause its made of stupid shiny metal!"
Normal Person2: "goddamn Naruto fags."
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Naruto is a show that only a bunch of fags watch.
naruto is homo
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