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On April 13th, Homo sapiens of the female sex have the ability to engulf as much penis as physically possible, without and repercussions
Fuck, my girl gave my brother head last night but I had to let it pass cause it was National Dick Sucking Day.
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On April 7th, when all girls get their asses slapped by horny guys, you can punch them in the dick! This was holiday was created specifically so girls wouldn't feel harassed ever April 7th.
Sharron:Oh fuck Stacy. Aaron just slapped my ass.
Stacey: Go punch his dick! It's national Dick Punch Day!
On this day may 29th if you have a bf suck his dick
Babe can u suck my dick? Yes it’s national suck your boyfriends dick day
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On may 21st you must give your girlfriend all the dick she wants, no matter what.
Today is National give your girlfriend dick day, are you excited
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may 9th is national dick sucking day and send nudes day so you basically do what you want and not be hoe;)
national dick sucking day so ‘whose wants to be first?
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On this day, you have full consent to smack your homie’s (or your girlfriend’s) cock
“Hey Gerald” “Hey bro, you know what day it is? It’s National Dick Slap Day!”(Proceeds to slap dick insanely hard) “Shit Homie that was good” “No problem bro”
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May 26: National Stick a dick in it day
A word used to tell ur haters to shut the fuck up or literally stick a dick deep in there
Happy National Stick a dick in it day, So go stick a dick in it Selena