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South Jersey North Jersey Both Need To Be Just one Insead of Always Hating On Each Other. We Stil Jerseyans lol and we Got Jersey Additude... Most Famous People Hate It To Love It Was Born In Jersey Whitney Houstan, Queen Latifah, The Jonas Brothers and Lauryn Hill and My Chemical Romance ect.

New Jersey Have Been Named THe Best Place In America To Live, New Jersey Also Is in The Top Ten Richiest Places in America... We Got New York And Philly Accents And Jersey As a hole,

We Have 8,724,560 Residents In Jersey So THe Smallest State But The best, We Got 711s /Wawas Everywhere Clean Air, And We Got THe Best Suburbs Out Of All THe Nations And Most Of Then Is aLso THe Richiest Places To Live,

So Hate It Or Love it Jersey IT And Noother State Comes Close No COmparsions Theres Nowhere Better Than Jersey.

1.New Jersey has the highest population density in the U.S. An average 1,030 people per sq. mi., which is 13 times the national average.

2.New Jersey has the highest percent urban population in the U.S. with about 90% of the people living in an urban area.

3.New Jersey is the only state where all its counties are classified as metropolitan areas.

4.North Jersey is the car theft capital of the world, with more cars stolen in Newark then any other city. Even the 2 largest cities, NYC and LA put together.

5.New Jersey has the most dense system of highways and railroads in the U.S.

6.New Jersey has the most diners in the world and is sometimes referred to as the diner capital of the world.

North Jersey has the most shopping malls in one area in the world with seven major shopping malls in a 25 sq. mile radius.

7.New Jersey has over 50 resort cities and towns, some of the nations most famous, Asbury park, Wildwood, Atlantic City, Seaside heights, Cape May.

8.Jack Nicholson, Bruce Springsteen, Bon Jovi, Redman, Das EFX, Naughty by Nature, Sugar Hill Gang, Lords of the Underground, Jason Alexander, Queen Latifa, Shaq, Judy Blume, Arron Burr, Whitney Houston, Eddie Money, Frank Sinatra, Grover Cleveland, all New Jersey natives.

9.New Jersey is home to the Miss America pageant held in Atlantic City

10.Atlantic City has the longest boardwalk in the world.

11. Tourism is the second-largest industry in New Jersey.

12.New Jersey has 21 counties.

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by Lamont Cordell August 3, 2008

16đź‘Ť 20đź‘Ž


new jersey

the scum of America

He is from new jersey so he makes everyone else look bad

by guyjohn March 18, 2009

18đź‘Ť 22đź‘Ž


New Jersey

Jersey in a nutshell, “fuh” starters people dislike “arrr” accents. People who are “Joisey” born and raised (No one says “joisey”, it’s “jurzee”) they have accents that may make them say “cawfee” or “dawg”, this is local flavor. Would you want every part of the country to sound the same? I’d want to go to Wisconsin and hear “Oh Shore Bud” so when I’m in Jersey I want to hear “Yo, how much fuh dem shewz”. Regions are boring without their local stuff. New Jerseyans are blunt, rude, loud, and short fused. But that’s just because we don’t know you yet. Catch us at a pizzeria or a “hoagie”,”cawfee”, or “baygal” shop, and we’ll be better. We go to Rutgers only and yes we’re upset that the Nets were moved from Jersey, no we don’t care about the Jersey Devil, or the Devils hockey team, that’s just pamphlet “gawbage”. (That’s Brooklyn) don’t you dare confuse us with that vile borough. At least you didn’t confuse us with Staten Island. *Shivuh down my “spooiine”* NJ is one of the safest places in the country, “jus” avoid Newark, Camden, Trenton, or Atlantic City. Well Maybe AC. If you go there don’t play any rap music loudly, unless it’s Meek Mill, or anything drill. You can go to the diners speckled around the state, and we take them seriously. Everyone goes to the mall for literally every other thing we buy.

Maybe you can buy a bathing suit to go to the “shore”, pronounced “shore”, and sure is pronounced “shore” as well, no it’s not confusing, and yes, you will see fake tans, dyed dark red weaves, and girls with hoop earrings. And don’t “fuhgit” about our poorly placed rose tattoos that lie behind our ears, or where you shouldn’t be looking. In New Jersey everyone is on their way to somewhere else, and you’ll get “chuh” “fillins” hurt if you drive the speed limit on any turnpike. Our roads are better than in “dirty asz new york”, and “bumpy asz philly”. And most of us aren’t italian, and no none of us want to be, and yes we think an hour drive is too “lawg”. We don’t pump “arr” own gas, you peasants. NJ is unique and if you live here it’s mostly like a lot of other places, but if look closely you can see that you get Yom Kippur off from school, and the state is dense af. Our weather is balanced, great theme parks, malls, authentically imported food, the “f’n” board”wawk” “fuh” “cryin” out loud. Oh yea, and fuck the Jersey Shore tv show.

by maniwanttogohome September 23, 2021


New Jersey

Simply put, the best state in the Union. Too often, Jersey is judged on Newark and Camden and the slums. But the Jersey Shore and yes not the beach but the shore is the best. Everyone who hates Dirty Jerse should go Down the Shore. We have kickass pizza and bagels, and the best diners in america; food is where its at. We gave you Springsteen and the Sopranos, We have 2 NFL teams in Rutherford. And yeah we do know how to tawk.

New Jersey is a kickass state, the haters should shove it.

by Matt0912 July 20, 2009

13đź‘Ť 16đź‘Ž


New Jersey

New Jersey = The Arkansas of the East Coast. People from New Jersey are very proud of their state and the distinct flavor of white trash that comes with it.

"Can you believe that Cops was shodowing the police in Newark?" "No, they keep it pretty busy over there"

"New Jersey... New York's garbage dump"

by Snarky123 November 24, 2011

9đź‘Ť 10đź‘Ž


New Jersey

The richest state by per capita income in the US that contains the richest town in the US, the richest county in the US, and the richest area in the world. Better than Connecticut

That rich bro that be droppin g's must be from New Jersey.

by Righteous Fist August 18, 2008

14đź‘Ť 18đź‘Ž


New Jersey

The worst state ever. Terrible laws. Rude people. Too many Fuck boys. Over flowing with hoes.

Subs are called Hoagies... like wtf is that?
(only acceptable thing is WaWa)

New Jersey is the armpit of America.
We call Joey, New Jersey, now.... because he sucks.

by crringeworthy March 12, 2016

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